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that is just gross if that is real
it is real. ran around a restaurant and tripped
dork-fail
Ill think twice next time i try to pick my noes with a spork
you mean fork….Santa gonna kil u al!
i know this is unnecessary but that is the most easily visible photoshop ive ever seen…
omg dude some parents need to teach kids that only fingers go up noses jeeze
I think thats still a fail…but less of a fail compared to the fork face (I think)
This is real… You can tell they are in a hospital.
So this is also Parenting FAIL
and dont run with scissors, either!
AAAAAUUUGGHHH NOW THERES SCISSORS IN MY NOSE
i’ll get the industrial plyers, you hold em down
AGREED!!!!!!!!
So, parents are supposed to somehow keep their kids from ever getting hurt? Why not put him in a bubble, then?
fork – 1 baby – 0
Apples don’t fall far from the tree.
~Hilarious~
His pain makes my laughter possible. Hopefully he is able to achieve more than just that in his life, but if Darwin is any indication. . .
The tree of life is self pruning. Some quicker than others.
That looks like it hurt
dude , it ident real stop being tools. It’s photoshoped . So stop thinking it’s real cuz kits not
Just for the record, it IS real. I read the article.
Clearly this picture is Photoshopped. There is no puncture wound and no blood anywhere…
yuupdere shuld b
no foto shop on fail blog!
Physics and anotomy fail.
The wound you are referring to is on the inside of his nose.
And the exit wound doesn’t have to be that huge, AND it can be hidden amidst the general swelling. For the blood part, the nose is one of the areas of the body where we cut blood circulation really early if we get cold, so some ice on the nose would help lots and stop the bleeding with the help of the swelling closing the wound around the fork. I do wonder about his shirt though.
You guys all fail. He was born like that. Don’t make fun.
well he probably tripped and fell on it so the blood would just go on the floor and he wouldnt run around because of the pain, he would just lie there and scream
it
is
real.
theres not that much blood flow to your nose and even so, it was probably cleaned by a nurse before the doctor came to remove it.
it’s real. search news sites for it.
you dont bleed when you get something stabbed through your nose retard.
Because the fork is still there to kinda keep it from bleeding, I’m guessing. Like when you get your ears pierced. I didn’t bleed when I got mine done when I was a kid.
“kits not,” “photoshoped,” “ident?” Seriously people, why should I have to decipher comments on such a great page. It saddens me to see how the internet is contributing to illiteracy.
ZZZZZING!!! Alex-1, zinged dude-0 =-)
” “ident?” ”
quotation fail
“kits not,” “photoshoped,” “ident?” not being able to look at quotation marks FAIL!
Be silent !
‘Photoshoped’ or not … Gah-dayum .
dude did not see this on the news and spell shit right
neither were those spelling classes you took.
Yeah, it’s real.
It is real.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/forknose.asp
No blood? PHOTOSHOP has left its traces
I REALLY hope its photocopied. REALLY hope.
…because then you’d have two copies of the picture?
photoSHOP fail
comment FAIL
and i really hope you can ever laugh again. HUMOUR FAIL
you have got to be kidding. What year is this?!? *checks, panicked look in his eyes (please God make sure it’s not 1994)*
Ah. ok. Another child of the edumacation generation. No child left behind. Sadly, lots of children should be left behind.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/graphics/forknose2.jpg
holy crap. thats horrible.
You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you can’t pick your nose with a fork
It is fake. It is just a piece of hotdog on a fork in a bad spot.
This is totally fake! It is just a piece of hotdog on a fork from a bad angle.
Soon to be popular among the anti-establishment youth market.
DOWN WITH FORKS!
they do not care are takeing pics wtf wtf
http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/forknose.asp
*Laughs* My mom just has baby pictures for future spouses. The article says his mom’s saving it for when he’s older….
“Oh, yes, let me tell you, this boy of mine isn’t ‘all that’. When he was little…”Etc.
Scarrrry.
his mom is using him to steal forks and other stuff he can fit up his nose?
Except that he evidently can’t fit forks up his nose. It didn’t quite fit…
And that’s why you should never EVER mail pictures like this around.
Forking awful!
XD
[...] Fork Fail Thanks to Sara for: [image] [...]
Man, are you just pushing enter a few times after each submission??
CSS fail!
what are you forking talking about
Yeah, so those who can’t understand that the comment for the pictures is above it, now will (well I hope lol).
Poor little b*stard – he doesn’t stand a chance!
yeah that fork smelled so good
rofl
fork win
Actually, if you go to the snopes link, the kid was okay! In the after picture the kid was smiling and pointing to his nose. For those who are pretty much refusing to read the posts before theirs, it’s real, not photoshopped, and there was little blood because the wounds were only as big as the fork tines and they blocked the blood from leaking out. The fork missed his cartilage so lucky no severe damage was done.
the fork missed his cartilage? then wtf did it hit.
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW thats just gross. I’m glad hes okay though
That’s it, I’m done.
G’night everybody. It’s been a slice.
“Man, are you just pushing enter a few times after each submission??”
Yeah – I’m dead cheap, and refuse to pay the $10 or whatever it is for custom CSS tools for this site. I don’t make any money from the failblog, so I refuse to spend any on it!
At least people have noticed though… maybe now comments will appear on the correct posts!
It’s a cookbook!
That episode was awesome.
Purple.
Stick a fork in that kid. He’s done!
what the fork?
Ha ha. the twins shirt adds insult to injury!
After this, the young man will grow up to defeat his fear of forks and rule over it. He will use forks then to fight for truth and justice, letting his enemies share in his fear of cutlery.
Soon in your cinemas – Forkman against da Spooner
You’re thinking of the Blue Raja.
Originality fail.
Wait up, why did you just contradict and insult yourself under a different name? =/
sensitivity fail
dude, im from minnesota. i dont think im dumb. and this is so obviously photoshopped.
Man… you obviously failed at reading the other comments.
“CheckedSnopes
February 27th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/forknose.asp ”
Try clicking the links in the future and reading the content involved.
you suck at PS identifications. This story was all over the news.
you are dumb and from minn. if you think this was shopped…
IT SHOULD BE FORK + NOSE= FAIL LOL
That kid’s lucky that it didn’t get one of his eyes, really! :O
Called you Scott.
fucking downd
hows that possible???????????
I think he was trying to pick a booger…
wow… it just goes to show.. the things that look like they HAVE to be photoshopped are the ones that arnt :p
Stop. Breeding.
only reason I think it’s possibly fake is that there isn’t a lot of blood on his shirt, actually none at all, you’d think he’d get a bloody nose from that. but I can’t prove it’s fake and I’ve seen similar things happen to people. I feel real bad for the kid if it happened though.
READ THE COMMENTS ABOVE YOU.
Christ. Fucking idiots. :]
I know. The “fake” and “Photoshopped!” comments piss me off. Tiresome.
that puts new meaning to the term ninnyhammer
miggles, you’re an idiot…it is not obviously photoshopped…no one cares where you’re from, and you are stupid, because you don’t know how to read. it isn’t photoshopped, it’s real.
duh
try paying attention before you go spouting off about things you don’t know.
I kinda think this one should be under a link. It’s kind of grotesque.
ugh, I hoped that’s shopped. At least he;s in the hospital, I think.
if that wasnt photoshopped there would be blood and the kid would be screaming. it looks like hes just crying
http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/forknose.asp
FOLLOW THE LINK before commenting, you retards.
nice piercing
And that’s why you control your goddamn kids in a restaurant.
Serously, parents need to learn how to control their children in restaurants and then crap like this wouldn’t happen. That kid is damn lucky that fork didn’t catch him in the eye or something.
what “control” are you talking about? he was just climbing up into the booth and already had his fork in his hand when he slipped. yes, the kid IS lucky, but there is no reason to be so uninformedly snarky about it.
the kid would probably be holding his nose instead of his arm, too. he probably just hurt his arm playing and someone shopped the fork into the pic
why isnt there any blood????? it looks quite realisitc, nose squished, hospital setting but there would be blood everywhere….. it looks all clean like a proper piercing. maybe he’s already been cleaned up and they had to wait to operate?
because the blood doesn’t come before AFTER you have pulled out the fork. i can prove it. go stab yourself with a knife, and don’t pull out. you will see that there isn’t much blood comming out of you
then pull it out and see what happens
CAN U SAY PHOTOSHOP?!?!?!? I MEAN LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE NOSE ON THIS SIDE OF THE FORK!!!
can you say look at the damn link?
OK… How many of you people have medical degrees???
I have grown up around many medical professionals and have also been in a few
Trauma centers doing volunteer work before. Also, my nephew was shot in the hand with a pellet rifle at point blank range once, and he never once bled. It’s what they call a “stroke of luck” in the medical field. Not all wounds bleed, and if they do… then I should have bled out after my compound fracture of my ankle. But I didn’t, there was only mild oozing with a 1/2 inch piece of bone sticking out of my leg. So, STFU and accept that things aren’t all gory and bloody like the movies fucktards.
Maternal Fail.
You should post a copy of this page as “Sara’s Compassion Fail! It takes a sick and twisted attention craving mind to make a joke out of the suffering of a child.
welcome to failblog
bringing you pleasure from other peoples pain for a long ass time.
trying to have morals fail
thats one retarded kid
and one failure parent
Oh, for pity’s sake, people, do you not know how to read??? Let me spell out what it says at Snopes: “It’s real. Happened July 11th in Minneapolis at a chinese buffet restaurant. He was climbing into the booth and fell while holding his fork in his hand. When the waiter picked him up from under the table the fork was through his nose. There was only a little blood because the fork tines missed all of the cartilage in his nose (Thank God).”
Got it? This was not an out-of-control child, his parents were not being negligent, and not all injuries are as bad as they look— hence the lack of blood and the reason why the poor boy is not screaming.
Those who think they know everything are really annoying to those of us who really do!
Actually, the mother failed at her understanding of what happened. It didn’t miss the cartilage in his nose — it went straight through the cartilage! Pull out the fork, give him some antibiotics to prevent infection, and he’s mostly as good as new.
To be honest, though, I don’t think kids that age should be getting piercings.
lucky he didn,t get his eye. the scar will be a nice conversation piece.
Do like I do, belt down or duct-tape down the ankle-biters. It’ll keep you out of the emergency room and your fellow customer will applaud your efforts.
read the snopes link before you comment
So, they will applaud the pro-bondage parents of the screaming child?
major nose pierce
Now u can wear pretty earings in the holes!!!!!!!!!!
I’m not one to care a lot about censorship, but my day would have been better if I hadn’t seen this picture.
Agreed, this picture needs to be in a link at least.
But seriously, who takes the time to take a pic when your kid has a fork shoved through his nose. It looks like an ER room, but what sicko wants THAT in their family album?
all i can say is… GTFO
That’s really not funny, poor lad
uhhhh…. *has nothing clever to say…*
dammit….
thought FAIL!!!!
Wow. Not funny.
yeah, snopes.com said he was alright. lol epic fail tho… ouch.
that is sooo photoshoped
READ
ABOVE
COMMENTS
NOT
PHOTOSHOPPED
FUNNY FAIL!
I like how everyone assumes it’s real because another web site said it was.
Try contacting the real parents and get back to us on that, or show proof that it IS fake.
Or just have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up.
I think I love you, Anon!
this isnt funny..but it should be called “¿EPIC-FAILURE?”……
Or A Super Epic Fail. That makes it better!
not even funny
tis a shame that one dya that kid will probabaly pierce his nose the same amount of times that the fork did…should’ve just kept the holes.
That’s gotta be fake. There’s no blood.
Future Darwin Award winner.
this isnt even funny. its sad
i think 2 chopsticks would have hurt a lot more, forks ftw!
and so, a new fad is born…
seriously though, disturbing as FUCK.
STUPID HURTS
photoshoped
Wrong. As it’s been pointed out with links countless times in this thread, it is real. Not every picture in the damn world is photoshopped…
How can anyone think this is funny? Whether it’s photoshopped or not, a small child in pain is never funny! Poor little guy…
He’s gonna have a hard time blowing his nose.
Wow, wow, wow…what some people would do just to make their website popular and sell ads. This literally makes me sick to my stomach, so does the photo of a disabled person falling in a hole in the street. Can’t you show some basic human decency? Poor child.
And this is just a proof of what our world has become. If we’re laughing at things that hurt, we really suck.
if its real……shoudnt thier be blood??? if it is real……poor kid….that probaly realy FORKING hurt
LMFAO!! USING A FORK AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT…FAIL!!
HAHAHAHA Shame little fuckarse.
Little kid = Fail gay nob
How the hell did that kid get a fork stuck up his nose?
I teach my children not to play with thier forks because this can happen:
……I was 19, in the Military Mess Hall, holding my fork up while making a point to another serviceman, when I suddenly sneezed and rammed my fork up MY nose. Not as bad as this boy did, some blood, much laughter and ridicule. And in those days, i heard a lot of ‘here’s your clue card’!
My daughter is 2, and she knows not to leave the table with a fork. PARENTING FAIL.
That’s terrible! I can’t believe you would post this!! BAD TASTE!
This never actually made it on the news here in minneapolis i think.
okay who would not only not help but take a PICTURE of this
MEEE!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHA I’d also stop the paramedics from helping until i got my picture!
Wheres the blood? o.O
if he was running, and the parents haven’t learned to be sensible, then its a parenting fail
thts not funny at all
Idiots. This is NOT funny. What kind of sick a****** thinks this is effing funny? This is like saying…like saying…this is like saying…
Gods, I don’t know, it’s not as bad as murder, but I can’t for the life of me think of a good example. But you people are still effing sick.
OMFG! I love the way u try to hide ur cussin!
OMG! GROSSSS!
not funny, real or not
Omg. That’s not even funny that gross and sad. Omg it makes me want to cry anyone who finds this funny is a savage
OMG! that looks painfull xD.. I don’t think it’s real xD, if it is..jeezz.. i dont know xD.. It just looks so so painful..iew
it is real! look at the link i posted under your comment =(
ITS REAL!!!! GO TO THIS LINK!!
http://www.blisstree.com/articles/theres-a-fork-through-my-nose-364/
this poor lil boy!! : (
Fail-fail.
next time DON’T RUN WITH THE FORK!
This is photoshopped. The story might be true, but they wouldn’t have just left him there with the fork in his face. I’m sure this was a picture after the fork was removed, only somebody went in and ’shopped it.
Fail. You’d leave the fork in. Prevents blood loss (seals the wound). Non professional removal of the fork could cause further injury. Tard.
Wow, for someone with the name TheTruth, Read the effing links. I’m starting to think people that comment here are more failures than some of the people in the pictures. At least they only have temporary physical pain…some of you dumbshits have to live with the reality that your intelligence rivals that of a mouse the rest of your life. Win for Manic, fail for TheTruth.
whoa!its my cousin!hes famous!and sara is my aunt!thats the realest fail ever!he still has three little holes in his nose!
that is not funny at all.
it’s just gross.
poor kid
LMAO!! SOOO FAIL
OK, this is to all of those who are continuously proving your inability to read previous statements and reports on this happening. If a link is provided that is about such a topic then at the very least humor the person that provided it and read the information. If you are too high on your selves in your thinking that you don’t need to read, that its “obvious” and that you know all, then please be sure to read the entire conversation before putting your two-sense in. You only annoy others with your pathetic attempts to be the higher intelligence but you yourselves are the great failures of this site. Don’t you think you should stop embarrassing yourselves while you have any dignity left?
BTW, if you don’t like our laughter at such a thing then don’t even come. He was F I N E that spells FINE… It is, therefore, FINE to laugh because it is a failure that is OK. ( And no, blood is not always going to come gushing out of all wounds.)
———-Next time read a little, you might learn something.———–
This is why parents shouldn’t bring their brats to restaurants!
Wat a chode…that mom is so stupid for letting her little kid run around with a fork and letting that happin!!! FAIL!!!!!
guys stop forking around
ya it should be epic fail but it is good any way lol i laugh see hahahahahahahahahahaha
My friend knows this kid, he’s related or 2him or something
holy shitnuggets (yes i know the saying is gay) that HAS to HURT!!!!!!!!!!!
How the **** do you do something like THAT?!?!
soo… faiiilll.. ^^ hahah..
nice editing.. 
HOLY CRAP! well, never to young to pierce your nose i guess….
for all the newbs who refuse to read the above coments and think this is “shopped” click this link
http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/forknose.asp ”
lol that
this isnt funny but i just cant helpit
he litteraly got forked in the face
lol he got forked in the face
the fork looks photoshopped to me. just because they’re in a hospital doesn’t mean it’s because he has a fork in his nose
I know reading is hard, soI’ll repost the link for the 100th time on these comments.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/forknose.asp
The boy’s shirt says “Twins”. Apparently he lives among the same group of idiots that put Al Franken in the US Senate. Good luck getting him to stop doing stupid things.
thats forked up
Sorry that’s just horrible, please don’t post pics of seriously injured people especially children. NOTT funny. Very disturbing.
…..fork/parenting fail
this makes me sad. parenting fail for letting your kid fall on a fork.
Why does the girl look so like my best friends mom? o_o
this is photoshop fail! who ever did this sucked!!!
at least its a free piercing
bahaha for some reason this makes me laugh, ALOT!
poor kid though
Clearly photoshopped. If the fork had actually gone through… his nose would be hanging off. look at the right side of his nose! COME ON!!!! Parents+technoligy=FAILURE!!!!! Well for all those retards who thinks this is real… ITS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!
HIS NOSE IS STILL ON LOOK EVEN CLOSER!! NO WOUND MARKS!!! NOW THATS EVEN MORE PHOTOSHOPPED!!!
OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!