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  1. Edwardo says:

    That guy has long toes…

  2. Hunter says:

    While he’s kicking, he should be protecting his balls.

  3. Frankybonz says:

    Having taken taekwondo in the past, yes, the person kicking has his right arm uselessly behind him.

    • Masterblaze0 says:

      Ive done Brazillian Jujitsu, and I can agree with you.

      • Running Waters says:

        Yes…but does it really matter? After that kick, the guy on the left isn’t going to be able to see past the stars for a good 30 secs…

        • Caity Lynne says:

          Lol, but don’t forget the little birds that fly in circles!

        • Sebry says:

          I dunno, it may have been control, I do karate, they normally do control attacks in my club, although, you wouldn’t have gotten up to a blue belt (let alone black) with your guard down low like the guy getting kicked has it…or letting it down away from your face while kicking…I dunno, seems like they’re black belts on one side, but a creamy colour on the other…never seen that before

          • ClariPossum says:

            Kinda looks to me like it might be some sort of demonstration for teaching/training purposes? Dunno anything about martial arts myself, though, but I suppose it’s possible.

          • Gedriis says:

            Most “black” belts are actually just a black cover sewed over an un-dyed cotton core.

            The cream colour is from the black covering on the belt getting worn off from long use. It’s broken in, is all.

    • Anonymous says:

      No, he’s preparing for a firefart. :O

  4. Erk says:

    Not sure which one is the fail… the one getting the facewash or the other guy about to lose his manhood.

  5. finch says:

    wtf haha this made me smile for a sec LOL

  6. Alcari says:

    I dunno about his manhood. Getting a kicked in the face tends to ruin most of your plans of attack.

  7. theBlueTick says:

    lol! …makes my day seem not as bad anymore.

    =)

  8. Will you post the pictures that i send to you?

  9. Sleebus.jones says:

    Fingertoes, ewwww.

  10. Homer says:

    Umm, are we going to be looking at this get getting a foot to the face for another week? How about something new?

  11. stubb says:

    Blog Failure in the updating department

  12. Hunter says:

    Restart 4×4 Cross Country Radio Controlled Car for POWER LOVE WONDER FLASH!

  13. Please some new pics!!

  14. leechio says:

    Sorry for the lack of posts. It’s been a busy week at work. Next week should be back to normal, but please bear with me for the meantime!

    I’m constantly vetting submissions, even though I’m not updating the blog. It’s much easier to flick through emails and star the good ones – but it’s much more time consuming downloading and uploading each one to WordPress! Rest assured that there are more pics to come. When I get a free minute…

  15. Anonymous says:

    MOAR

  16. Vaux says:

    As a student of Tang Soo Do, it looks like they’re One-Step Sparring to me. The “receiver” is supposed to stand still while the “attacker” practices moves. The only possible fail I see here is the attacker may have made contact, which is a no-no for One-Step. It could just be reeeaallly close which would show remarkable control and,distance-awareness… therefore, a Pass.

    • Masterblaze0 says:

      We did the same thing in Muay Thai Kickboxing… Its a bit like shadowboxing with someone else.

  17. Trigger says:

    The pic is a setup. There is no fail, its a pose. There was no motion when the pic was snapped.

  18. Kamikaze says:

    FALCON KICK!!!!

  19. aj says:

    Since the attacker is in front stance with lowered arms, it does indeed look like prearranged exercises/demos (as mentioned, one step or similar). There are schools where advanced practitioners can and do come extremely close with good control. If this were a sparring match, it would look more like a fail (I’ve seen such pix, for real!) where you see the same idea.

  20. that guy geeing kicked in the face should just punch with that one hand……..look where it woulod end up

  21. uBuCuu says:

    this is a karate win, :P

  22. Kig says:

    What makes this funny
    Is that the guy getting kicked has somehow failed to receive the shockwave
    from a kick in the face

  23. yfrog says:

    I Do Martial Arts, And That is Very Common. I Wonder What he Is Thinking Though? :lol:

  24. Anonymous says:

    Too many toes on it xD

  25. ryan says:

    hahaha look at his other foot. it looks all tiny

  26. ryan is gay says:

    thats not a fail. he obviously is gonna take that and respond with an epic smash and own that kicking noob. i mean look, the dude didn’t even move!!! you know your in a bad fight when that happens

  27. Isabella says:

    I hope the kid getting kicked gets athlete’s face… haha, get it??!! (yup, i know, that failed so hard)

  28. KipperFillets says:

    This is obviously a demo pose. I’ve done these loads of times.
    The man on the left is just standing – not attacking (he’d have an arm out punching, and you never really attack in forward stance).
    The man on the right is performing a perfect side kick pose, helf for the camera.
    For all the stupid comments on “He’s not protecting himself” – you don’t defend your groin on a side kick. You’ve be off balance. Even a front kick you only protect your upper body.
    How do some posters feel they can call people in the picture stupid, when they don’t even know what they’re talking about themselves??

  29. War10ck says:

    I did that once. My toes were in his eyes. He cried.

  30. kat says:

    this guy was owned no one failed

  31. Brittany says:

    What’s the source on this photo….it looks like Matt Miller getting kicked in the face…

  32. Satan says:

    OMG!;O

  33. chaz says:

    kicker gets epic win

  34. Toomtam says:

    Hey, you have a great blog here! I’m definitely going to bookmark you! Thank you for your info.And this is **Do Karate** site/blog. It pretty much covers ###Karate## related stuff.

  35. basicgrl says:

    not only is he kicking his face, but he also looks like he is gonna grab it with his falcon toes

  36. JaYpee says:

    Are u sure your a black belter

  37. Ren says:

    Kick is almost useless. Kicker’s leg is at full extension with *little to no penetration*. It’s an attention-getter, but not much damage done from what I see. Still a blocking fail for the other guy.

    And to get it out of the way… *=”That’s what she said…”


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