Comments on: Segway Bush

By: Flip

Flip — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 20:27:39 +0000

I think you are

By: medikal market

medikal market — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 20:43:13 +0000

i don’t know which is stupider, saying the word stupider or the idiot saying it.

By: Leafy Greens

Leafy Greens — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 00:12:44 +0000

read the comments.

yours: 08/05/09
the one you didn’t read: 01/12/09

7-month-old post.

By: Bill

Bill — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 01:30:31 +0000

Really? Do you people have nothing better to do than to make up lies about a man that was president of greatest country on the planet for 8 years? (No, for all you idiots that will misread this and think I said “the Greatest Man”. I didnt. He was a terrible president but still acomplished more than you probobly ever will.)

By: Paul

Paul — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 20:39:55 +0000

I don’t know which is “stupider”. The picture or this moron that thinks stupider is a word.

By: H.-P.

H.-P. — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 09:46:11 +0000

both

By: TYFL

TYFL — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:22:17 +0000

hehehe lolz.

By: Interneta pieslēgums

Interneta pieslēgums — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:39:24 +0000

bush fail! XD

By: dude.

dude. — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:01:40 +0000

i like how no-one pointed out the ‘stupider’ FAIL.

feckineejit FAILS at calling someone else stupid

By: kat

kat — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 05:56:55 +0000

is that george bush??

By: Jordan

Jordan — Sat, 23 May 2009 16:27:21 +0000

This more looks like a epic win to me (W’s first, and last, epic win), think how fast you could get going if you balanced like that.

By: joky

joky — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 22:03:44 +0000

pwned!

By: evlee

evlee — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:58:54 +0000

He was just surfing it, looking to reach warp speed.

By: evlee

evlee — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:55:54 +0000

He was making fun of feckineejit, you tard. Saying “stupider” was part of his point. kthxbai

By: Valentina

Valentina — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:29:16 +0000

hehe

By: Kiomi

Kiomi — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 10:49:57 +0000

But why is he holding a tennis racket?

By: Anon

Anon — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:05:54 +0000

o.o but you just said it too LOL fail at proving a point

By: Meg

Meg — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:10:24 +0000

It’s a trim guy with gray hair! Obviously it’s Bush!

By: sexpants

sexpants — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:06:18 +0000

i don’t know which is stupider, saying the word stupider or the idiot saying it.

By: cole-da-mole

cole-da-mole — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:18:08 +0000

political PHAIL!

By: cole-da-mole

cole-da-mole — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:17:36 +0000

the latter, obviously.

By: HappyGestapo

HappyGestapo — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:07:38 +0000

If you weren’t so damned retarded, you’d know how to type.

By: Wombatish

Wombatish — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:20:42 +0000

It wasn’t dead.

He didn’t bother to turn it on.

There’s a rather large gap in between “those concepts” and “being the same thing”.

The gap is much shorter, however, between “those concepts” and “being two completely different freaking things”.

And I’ll give you a hint as to which one singles the operator is a moron, or at least too bull-headed to ask for help.

By: psycore

psycore — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:35:00 +0000

just imagine he would ride it that way. accelerate by leaning foreward ….

By: jason

jason — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 02:39:00 +0000

Bush Fail

By: zoso1

zoso1 — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 23:22:40 +0000

i think he’s freestyle segwaying.

By: epicninja

epicninja — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:40:03 +0000

DUDE FTW
hes not failing
hes riding it like a surfboard
and thats really hard to do

By: wozowski

wozowski — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:07:07 +0000

actually they are a blast to ride. tried one at a convention for something else. it was a thrilling ride, leaning to go forward. high speed is fun

By: E

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:35:42 +0000

If he wasn’t do damned stoned all the time he could’ve remembered.

By: bob

bob — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 00:33:16 +0000

bush=fail, period.

By: bad/lazy

bad/lazy — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:49:15 +0000

I would like to point out, assuming that we’re looking at our fearlessly pea-brained leader and his useless wife, that First Lady, Laura Bush appears to have the Huffy Disney Princess model. I’d say in a twelve inch frame. I’d also point out that I’m not really surprised.

By: ZapTap

ZapTap — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:56:31 +0000

yeah, but I wouldn’t be surprised

By: Ana

Ana — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 23:36:50 +0000

OMG How is it possible to fall like that on a segway??? Those things are easier to learn than riding a bike for heaven’s sake!!! It HAD to be Bush, the man that almost chocked to death on a PRETZEL! *shakes head*

By: ShortBus

ShortBus — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 01:21:08 +0000

OMG BUSH IS TEH SUXORS FAILZ OMGZ.

…Sorry. I thought I’d do like most people do, and make the anti-Bush comment just to be cool.

By: Fumbe

Fumbe — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:22:17 +0000

OMGFTWCAPITALLETTERSBBQ!!!

By: Malfeasant

Malfeasant — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 06:26:18 +0000

Nature takes “foolproof” as a challenge to spawn a better fool.

By: NorthAveBoy

NorthAveBoy — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:24:17 +0000

The inventor, Dean Kamen actually went out and showed Bush Sr and Barbra how to use them, later that week Dubya came out and just said “look, segway!” and jumped on when the machine wasn’t turned on.

THAT is why he fails.

<– used to be a Segway tour guide.

By: debsgr8r

debsgr8r — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:42:40 +0000

Oh no! NOT AGAIN!

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By: Patrick Gray

Patrick Gray — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 01:29:25 +0000

If anyone could F up riding a Segway it would have to be Bush. The things are mostly fool-proof. Mostly.

By: Hump

Hump — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:30:34 +0000

“”Actually it looks like he’s riding it that way. He appears to be balancing, not falling. Also, I doubt that this is Bush. He just has gray hair. A lot of things have to be assumed for this to be a “Segway Bush” fail picture.”-Fail” -classic

By: Rabbit

Rabbit — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:26:26 +0000

''Actually it looks like he’s riding it that way. He appears to be balancing, not falling. Also, I doubt that this is Bush. He just has gray hair. A lot of things have to be assumed for this to be a “Segway Bush” fail picture.''-Fail

By: frank

frank — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:35:17 +0000

How is a dead segway his fault?

By: AARON HOWE

AARON HOWE — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:13:16 +0000

“EXCUSE ME MISS MAY I BORROW YOUR BIKE, MINE IS TROUBLING ME.” “I DO NOT THINK THIS ONE IS FOR YOU MR. PRESIDENT IT DOESN’T HAVE TRAINING WHEELS.”

By: Yahriel

Yahriel — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 19:44:36 +0000

Lisa – I’m sure he does already. Probably several. Hundred.

By: Lisa808

Lisa808 — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 15:12:26 +0000

This was indeed our beloved Bush in 2003. The man should have a fail site dedicated entirely to him.

By: Yahriel

Yahriel — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:03:11 +0000

Hunter – do you live under a rock? Everyone knows about Bush’s segway fail. He didn’t turn the thing on and ended up looking like more of an idiot than usual.

By: Hunter

Hunter — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:03:48 +0000

Actually it looks like he’s riding it that way. He appears to be balancing, not falling. Also, I doubt that this is Bush. He just has gray hair. A lot of things have to be assumed for this to be a “Segway Bush” fail picture.

By: Dada

Dada — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:59:29 +0000

He’s ran the country with pretty much the same results …

**sigh**

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 15:40:34 +0000

The fool didn’t turn it on.