Comments on: Segway Bush http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:47:10 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Interneta pieslēgums http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-640336 Interneta pieslēgums Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:39:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-640336 bush fail! XD bush fail! XD

]]> By: dude. http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-550114 dude. Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:01:40 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-550114 i like how no-one pointed out the 'stupider' FAIL. feckineejit FAILS at calling someone else stupid i like how no-one pointed out the ’stupider’ FAIL.

feckineejit FAILS at calling someone else stupid

]]> By: kat http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-515068 kat Sun, 12 Jul 2009 05:56:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-515068 is that george bush?? is that george bush??

]]> By: Jordan http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-434043 Jordan Sat, 23 May 2009 16:27:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-434043 This more looks like a epic win to me (W's first, and last, epic win), think how fast you could get going if you balanced like that. This more looks like a epic win to me (W’s first, and last, epic win), think how fast you could get going if you balanced like that.

]]> By: joky http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-378301 joky Sat, 18 Apr 2009 22:03:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-378301 pwned! pwned!

]]> By: evlee http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-373443 evlee Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:58:54 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-373443 He was just surfing it, looking to reach warp speed. He was just surfing it, looking to reach warp speed.

]]> By: evlee http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-373434 evlee Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:55:54 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-373434 He was making fun of feckineejit, you tard. Saying "stupider" was part of his point. kthxbai He was making fun of feckineejit, you tard. Saying “stupider” was part of his point. kthxbai

]]> By: Valentina http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-316955 Valentina Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:29:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-316955 hehe hehe

]]> By: Kiomi http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-280801 Kiomi Wed, 11 Feb 2009 10:49:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-280801 But why is he holding a tennis racket? But why is he holding a tennis racket?

]]> By: Anon http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-261470 Anon Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:05:54 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-261470 o.o but you just said it too LOL fail at proving a point o.o but you just said it too LOL fail at proving a point

]]> By: Meg http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-240990 Meg Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:10:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-240990 It's a trim guy with gray hair! Obviously it's Bush! It’s a trim guy with gray hair! Obviously it’s Bush!

]]> By: sexpants http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-240980 sexpants Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:06:18 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-240980 i don't know which is stupider, saying the word stupider or the idiot saying it. i don’t know which is stupider, saying the word stupider or the idiot saying it.

]]> By: cole-da-mole http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-217435 cole-da-mole Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:18:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-217435 political PHAIL! political PHAIL!

]]> By: cole-da-mole http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-217434 cole-da-mole Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:17:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-217434 the latter, obviously. the latter, obviously.

]]> By: HappyGestapo http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-216594 HappyGestapo Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:07:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-216594 If you weren't so damned retarded, you'd know how to type. If you weren’t so damned retarded, you’d know how to type.

]]> By: HappyGestapo http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-216593 HappyGestapo Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:07:07 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-216593 Segways are amazing, have you ever ridden one? No? Then shut the fuck up. Segways are amazing, have you ever ridden one? No? Then shut the fuck up.

]]> By: Wombatish http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-179019 Wombatish Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:20:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-179019 It wasn't dead. He didn't bother to turn it on. There's a rather large gap in between "those concepts" and "being the same thing". The gap is much shorter, however, between "those concepts" and "being two completely different freaking things". And I'll give you a hint as to which one singles the operator is a moron, or at least too bull-headed to ask for help. It wasn’t dead.

He didn’t bother to turn it on.

There’s a rather large gap in between “those concepts” and “being the same thing”.

The gap is much shorter, however, between “those concepts” and “being two completely different freaking things”.

And I’ll give you a hint as to which one singles the operator is a moron, or at least too bull-headed to ask for help.

]]> By: psycore http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-175240 psycore Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:35:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-175240 just imagine he would ride it that way. accelerate by leaning foreward .... just imagine he would ride it that way. accelerate by leaning foreward ….

]]> By: jason http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-169770 jason Sun, 16 Nov 2008 02:39:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-169770 Bush Fail Bush Fail

]]> By: zoso1 http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-156072 zoso1 Tue, 04 Nov 2008 23:22:40 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-156072 i think he's freestyle segwaying. i think he’s freestyle segwaying.

]]> By: epicninja http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-149929 epicninja Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:40:03 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-149929 DUDE FTW hes not failing hes riding it like a surfboard and thats really hard to do DUDE FTW
hes not failing
hes riding it like a surfboard
and thats really hard to do

]]> By: wozowski http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-136002 wozowski Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:07:07 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-136002 actually they are a blast to ride. tried one at a convention for something else. it was a thrilling ride, leaning to go forward. high speed is fun actually they are a blast to ride. tried one at a convention for something else. it was a thrilling ride, leaning to go forward. high speed is fun

]]> By: E http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-132683 E Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:35:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-132683 If he wasn't do damned stoned all the time he could've remembered. If he wasn’t do damned stoned all the time he could’ve remembered.

]]> By: bob http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-102168 bob Mon, 15 Sep 2008 00:33:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-102168 bush=fail, period. bush=fail, period.

]]> By: bad/lazy http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-80262 bad/lazy Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:49:15 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-80262 I would like to point out, assuming that we're looking at our fearlessly pea-brained leader and his useless wife, that First Lady, Laura Bush appears to have the Huffy Disney Princess model. I'd say in a twelve inch frame. I'd also point out that I'm not really surprised. I would like to point out, assuming that we’re looking at our fearlessly pea-brained leader and his useless wife, that First Lady, Laura Bush appears to have the Huffy Disney Princess model. I’d say in a twelve inch frame. I’d also point out that I’m not really surprised.

]]> By: ZapTap http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-54707 ZapTap Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:56:31 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-54707 yeah, but I wouldn't be surprised yeah, but I wouldn’t be surprised

]]> By: Ana http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-35347 Ana Sat, 12 Jul 2008 23:36:50 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-35347 OMG How is it possible to fall like that on a segway??? Those things are easier to learn than riding a bike for heaven's sake!!! It HAD to be Bush, the man that almost chocked to death on a PRETZEL! *shakes head* OMG How is it possible to fall like that on a segway??? Those things are easier to learn than riding a bike for heaven’s sake!!! It HAD to be Bush, the man that almost chocked to death on a PRETZEL! *shakes head*

]]> By: ShortBus http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-25454 ShortBus Mon, 30 Jun 2008 01:21:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-25454 OMG BUSH IS TEH SUXORS FAILZ OMGZ. ...Sorry. I thought I'd do like most people do, and make the anti-Bush comment just to be cool. OMG BUSH IS TEH SUXORS FAILZ OMGZ.

…Sorry. I thought I’d do like most people do, and make the anti-Bush comment just to be cool.

]]> By: Fumbe http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-24226 Fumbe Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:22:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-24226 OMGFTWCAPITALLETTERSBBQ!!! OMGFTWCAPITALLETTERSBBQ!!!

]]> By: Malfeasant http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-14916 Malfeasant Mon, 09 Jun 2008 06:26:18 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-14916 Nature takes "foolproof" as a challenge to spawn a better fool. Nature takes “foolproof” as a challenge to spawn a better fool.

]]> By: NorthAveBoy http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-14534 NorthAveBoy Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:24:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-14534 The inventor, Dean Kamen actually went out and showed Bush Sr and Barbra how to use them, later that week Dubya came out and just said "look, segway!" and jumped on when the machine wasn't turned on. THAT is why he fails. <-- used to be a Segway tour guide. The inventor, Dean Kamen actually went out and showed Bush Sr and Barbra how to use them, later that week Dubya came out and just said “look, segway!” and jumped on when the machine wasn’t turned on.

THAT is why he fails.

<– used to be a Segway tour guide.

]]> By: debsgr8r http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-8121 debsgr8r Fri, 02 May 2008 11:42:40 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-8121 Oh no! NOT AGAIN! Oh no! NOT AGAIN!

]]> By: Is The FAIL Blog Liberal Democrat? « BUUUUURRRRNING HOT http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-5699 Is The FAIL Blog Liberal Democrat? « BUUUUURRRRNING HOT Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:47:40 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-5699 [...] Segway Bush [...] [...] Segway Bush [...]

]]> By: Patrick Gray http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-4262 Patrick Gray Sun, 06 Apr 2008 01:29:25 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-4262 If anyone could F up riding a Segway it would have to be Bush. The things are mostly fool-proof. Mostly. If anyone could F up riding a Segway it would have to be Bush. The things are mostly fool-proof. Mostly.

]]> By: Hump http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-2461 Hump Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:30:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-2461 "”Actually it looks like he’s riding it that way. He appears to be balancing, not falling. Also, I doubt that this is Bush. He just has gray hair. A lot of things have to be assumed for this to be a “Segway Bush” fail picture.”-Fail" -classic “”Actually it looks like he’s riding it that way. He appears to be balancing, not falling. Also, I doubt that this is Bush. He just has gray hair. A lot of things have to be assumed for this to be a “Segway Bush” fail picture.”-Fail” -classic

]]> By: Rabbit http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-2229 Rabbit Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:26:26 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-2229 ''Actually it looks like he’s riding it that way. He appears to be balancing, not falling. Also, I doubt that this is Bush. He just has gray hair. A lot of things have to be assumed for this to be a “Segway Bush” fail picture.''-Fail ”Actually it looks like he’s riding it that way. He appears to be balancing, not falling. Also, I doubt that this is Bush. He just has gray hair. A lot of things have to be assumed for this to be a “Segway Bush” fail picture.”-Fail

]]> By: frank http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-1511 frank Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:35:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-1511 How is a dead segway his fault? How is a dead segway his fault?

]]> By: AARON HOWE http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-1014 AARON HOWE Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:13:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-1014 "EXCUSE ME MISS MAY I BORROW YOUR BIKE, MINE IS TROUBLING ME." "I DO NOT THINK THIS ONE IS FOR YOU MR. PRESIDENT IT DOESN'T HAVE TRAINING WHEELS." “EXCUSE ME MISS MAY I BORROW YOUR BIKE, MINE IS TROUBLING ME.” “I DO NOT THINK THIS ONE IS FOR YOU MR. PRESIDENT IT DOESN’T HAVE TRAINING WHEELS.”

]]> By: Yahriel http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-962 Yahriel Sun, 10 Feb 2008 19:44:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-962 Lisa - I'm sure he does already. Probably several. Hundred. Lisa – I’m sure he does already. Probably several. Hundred.

]]> By: Lisa808 http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-905 Lisa808 Sat, 09 Feb 2008 15:12:26 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-905 This was indeed our beloved Bush in 2003. The man should have a fail site dedicated entirely to him. This was indeed our beloved Bush in 2003. The man should have a fail site dedicated entirely to him.

]]> By: Yahriel http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-898 Yahriel Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:03:11 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-898 Hunter - do you live under a rock? Everyone knows about Bush's segway fail. He didn't turn the thing on and ended up looking like more of an idiot than usual. Hunter – do you live under a rock? Everyone knows about Bush’s segway fail. He didn’t turn the thing on and ended up looking like more of an idiot than usual.

]]> By: Hunter http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-861 Hunter Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:03:48 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-861 Actually it looks like he's riding it that way. He appears to be balancing, not falling. Also, I doubt that this is Bush. He just has gray hair. A lot of things have to be assumed for this to be a "Segway Bush" fail picture. Actually it looks like he’s riding it that way. He appears to be balancing, not falling. Also, I doubt that this is Bush. He just has gray hair. A lot of things have to be assumed for this to be a “Segway Bush” fail picture.

]]> By: Dada http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-694 Dada Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:59:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-694 He's ran the country with pretty much the same results ... **sigh** He’s ran the country with pretty much the same results …

**sigh**

]]> By: Anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-655 Anonymous Wed, 06 Feb 2008 15:40:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-655 The fool didn't turn it on. The fool didn’t turn it on.

]]> By: feckineejit http://failblog.org/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-651 feckineejit Wed, 06 Feb 2008 13:47:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/segway-bush/#comment-651 I don't know which is stupider, a Segway or the moron riding it. I don’t know which is stupider, a Segway or the moron riding it.

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