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  1. feckineejit says:

    I don’t know which is stupider, a Segway or the moron riding it.

  2. Anonymous says:

    The fool didn’t turn it on.

  3. Dada says:

    He’s ran the country with pretty much the same results …

    **sigh**

  4. Hunter says:

    Actually it looks like he’s riding it that way. He appears to be balancing, not falling. Also, I doubt that this is Bush. He just has gray hair. A lot of things have to be assumed for this to be a “Segway Bush” fail picture.

  5. Yahriel says:

    Hunter – do you live under a rock? Everyone knows about Bush’s segway fail. He didn’t turn the thing on and ended up looking like more of an idiot than usual.

  6. Lisa808 says:

    This was indeed our beloved Bush in 2003. The man should have a fail site dedicated entirely to him.

  7. Yahriel says:

    Lisa – I’m sure he does already. Probably several. Hundred.

  8. AARON HOWE says:

    “EXCUSE ME MISS MAY I BORROW YOUR BIKE, MINE IS TROUBLING ME.” “I DO NOT THINK THIS ONE IS FOR YOU MR. PRESIDENT IT DOESN’T HAVE TRAINING WHEELS.”

  9. frank says:

    How is a dead segway his fault?

    • Wombatish says:

      It wasn’t dead.

      He didn’t bother to turn it on.

      There’s a rather large gap in between “those concepts” and “being the same thing”.

      The gap is much shorter, however, between “those concepts” and “being two completely different freaking things”.

      And I’ll give you a hint as to which one singles the operator is a moron, or at least too bull-headed to ask for help.

  10. Rabbit says:

    ”Actually it looks like he’s riding it that way. He appears to be balancing, not falling. Also, I doubt that this is Bush. He just has gray hair. A lot of things have to be assumed for this to be a “Segway Bush” fail picture.”-Fail

  11. Hump says:

    “”Actually it looks like he’s riding it that way. He appears to be balancing, not falling. Also, I doubt that this is Bush. He just has gray hair. A lot of things have to be assumed for this to be a “Segway Bush” fail picture.”-Fail” -classic

  12. Patrick Gray says:

    If anyone could F up riding a Segway it would have to be Bush. The things are mostly fool-proof. Mostly.

  13. debsgr8r says:

    Oh no! NOT AGAIN!

  14. NorthAveBoy says:

    The inventor, Dean Kamen actually went out and showed Bush Sr and Barbra how to use them, later that week Dubya came out and just said “look, segway!” and jumped on when the machine wasn’t turned on.

    THAT is why he fails.

    <– used to be a Segway tour guide.

  15. ShortBus says:

    OMG BUSH IS TEH SUXORS FAILZ OMGZ.

    …Sorry. I thought I’d do like most people do, and make the anti-Bush comment just to be cool.

  16. Ana says:

    OMG How is it possible to fall like that on a segway??? Those things are easier to learn than riding a bike for heaven’s sake!!! It HAD to be Bush, the man that almost chocked to death on a PRETZEL! *shakes head*

  17. bad/lazy says:

    I would like to point out, assuming that we’re looking at our fearlessly pea-brained leader and his useless wife, that First Lady, Laura Bush appears to have the Huffy Disney Princess model. I’d say in a twelve inch frame. I’d also point out that I’m not really surprised.

  18. bob says:

    bush=fail, period.

  19. epicninja says:

    DUDE FTW
    hes not failing
    hes riding it like a surfboard
    and thats really hard to do

  20. zoso1 says:

    i think he’s freestyle segwaying.

  21. jason says:

    Bush Fail

  22. psycore says:

    just imagine he would ride it that way. accelerate by leaning foreward ….

  23. Meg says:

    It’s a trim guy with gray hair! Obviously it’s Bush!

  24. Kiomi says:

    But why is he holding a tennis racket?

  25. evlee says:

    He was just surfing it, looking to reach warp speed.

  26. Jordan says:

    This more looks like a epic win to me (W’s first, and last, epic win), think how fast you could get going if you balanced like that.

  27. kat says:

    is that george bush??


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