Comments on: Not Long Now…

By: Clown Baby

Clown Baby — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:20:51 +0000

its ok guys! the power strip is floating on sandals!

By: tg851

tg851 — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:20:36 +0000

ur right these guys r the missing link

By: failwhaleisommonthe!

failwhaleisommonthe! — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:39:33 +0000

hehe the people will get the fail whale sommoned apon them!

By: solo piano

solo piano — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:24:09 +0000

human idiocy FAIL?

By: solo piano

solo piano — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:22:35 +0000

they’re kidding, right?

By: chase

chase — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:13:20 +0000

wow, it had to be a rednecks idea. idiots!

By: Beckers

Beckers — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:49:51 +0000

the actual electric cord plugged into the outlet would provide the required landing

By: Beckers

Beckers — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:46:24 +0000

you don’t need a physics class to teach you what you learned before middle school!!!

By: Bob

Bob — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 19:30:20 +0000

Epic Sarcasm understanding fail

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:35:38 +0000

This forum = insulting other countries FAIL.

By: Alice

Alice — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 00:40:06 +0000

[citation needed]

By: Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 00:38:58 +0000

Then you sorta reply failed by replying to me and not citing in the text who you were talking to. Oh, well. It won’t be long now before the trolls come back to kill us.
*Suits up in Halo Spartan suit and gets ready to teabag*
I see what I did there.

By: Alice

Alice — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 00:37:05 +0000

Not you. *squeeze*

By: Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 00:35:39 +0000

*squeezes Alice*
Did I really have anything better to do on the FailBlog right now?

By: Alice

Alice — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 00:33:09 +0000

Good for you! Arguing on a public thread!

By: Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 00:31:23 +0000

OMG! You all Suck!

By: sam

sam — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 00:28:38 +0000

no die >:-(

By: mink

mink — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:18:01 +0000

Hahaha! You WIN

By: daryl johnson

daryl johnson — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:18:19 +0000

Darwin award on your coffin.

By: buttnut

buttnut — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:55:39 +0000

they are all kind of like that fat guy riding his bike eating beans being “propelled” by farting… yeah right retards

By: buttnut

buttnut — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:54:46 +0000

not a real situation…. all these old failblog photos are stupid

By: Saar

Saar — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:04:22 +0000

… -.-

God you’re stupid!

WWI and WWII aren’t Europe’s fails, Actually more German fails…

And we had revolutions to, more than America did…

And we aren’t as fat as you are!

HA!

Just kidding…

But Europe rules, especially Holland!!

By: Sigh

Sigh — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:28:22 +0000

Lets not get into American politics on a dicusion that has nothing to do with anything more resent the Vietnam.

By: nada

nada — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:28:23 +0000

Funny how morons can turn anything into a “bash America” contest. I’d say someone needs to get a life. Most people seem to only feel better about their miserable lives, and their stinking hole of a country when they can say crap to put down America. Having been to most of your little nations, I don’t understand why you stay there, but I DO understand why millions of people try to come HERE every year.

Good luck with your next little war. You’ll need it, as always.

By: Bobby Valentine

Bobby Valentine — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:22:27 +0000

Here is an upcoming Darwin Awards Winner!

By: Lol ethan

Lol ethan — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 09:28:29 +0000

ur mums an inefficent conductor

By: lolwhat

lolwhat — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:02:31 +0000

WW2 – Russiadidallthedirtyworkandtookgermany

By: Mingo

Mingo — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:59:04 +0000

This has everything to do with physics and so does everything else.
It’s called Electricity and Conductivity.
But I guess they ‘havnt’ had a physics class.

By: TooBee

TooBee — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:39:22 +0000

It’s 240V over the whole of Europe. 110V in the US and Japan and some other countries.

By: WommyTomberg

WommyTomberg — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:51:06 +0000

wow you fail!!!

By: robert

robert — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:32:29 +0000

this has nothing to do with physics……..

By: bd

bd — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 05:43:21 +0000

*cue jaws music*

By: MostlyCorrect

MostlyCorrect — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 17:11:37 +0000

If you wanted to convince everyone that America really is #1, you really shouldn’t have brought up the World Wars. In both of those, you sat on your island, miles away from the dangerous bits, until you were sure you’d picked the winning side and sent us a token effort. If we hadn’t have won the Battle of Britain and started to tip the scales towards victory, I bet America would have jumped into a pair of lederhosen and helped Hitler take over the world. And the American Revolution wasn’t really a win for you, it was British People in Britain Vs British people in America (and the French).

Class dismissed. Stay behind for further learning, USA #1, you’re obviously a moron.

By: Amused

Amused — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:15:44 +0000

People argue about the most trivial things. Can’t you just enjoy the photo for what it is instead of worrying about the type of plugs or the nationality of the people involved? Geez.

By: Alltat

Alltat — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 01:21:55 +0000

“.com” is short for “commercial”, and has nothing to do with America.

Bonus points for failing to realize that the site is failblog.org, of course.

By: cunny

cunny — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 22:24:56 +0000

Did Mythbusters do something like this but in a bath. I thought they mentioned that there would need to be something in the water to conduct the current to the ground e.g the drain pipe. But seeing as this is made completely I’m guessing out of rubber or plastic, if the live current fell into the water it would not have anything to conduct it to the ground?

Any way who cares they are clearly fvcktards, they should have spiced it up by using petrol instead of water

By: Victoria24

Victoria24 — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:06:41 +0000

Actually, the United States attacked the British to the north of them (which of course later became Canada), and Canada successfully defended itself. Also, the British troops set fire to the White House, which afterwards had to be painted (which is why it’s called the White House).
Canada Win.

By: RWT

RWT — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:26:52 +0000

There are 4 people in the picture- three in the pool, and the cameraman. So 1/4 showed intelligence.

By: Sore Backdoor

Sore Backdoor — Sun, 24 May 2009 14:49:06 +0000

tentacle hentai win

By: dummy mcdork

dummy mcdork — Sun, 24 May 2009 14:41:57 +0000

wrong wrong wrong
silver is the best conductor ,rubber n feathers worst ,and water in middle but will still blow ya balls off especially if 115vor240v ac feed.
did you hear about the electronic japanese toilet that shorted out and killed the lady tourist when her poo touched the water while still attached to her sphincter…ouch ouch ouch
not the way i wana go

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sat, 23 May 2009 23:57:08 +0000

Pure water is not a good conductor, but when there is something dissolved in them, like salt or chlorinated water, then it acts as an electrolyte and will conduct electricity well. They will Fail and possibly die.

By: gcarraig

gcarraig — Thu, 21 May 2009 12:41:03 +0000

I wince at the profound dumbassedness as expressed by some — and I say tentatively — “fellow Muricuns” in this thread. I think it speaks more about an EPIC FAIL in our education system and basic lack of global curiosity. But more than that, it addresses a PROFOUND FAIL in our press and what we have come to expect and demand from the corporate-owned and watered down ‘news’ we are bombarded with in the USA. Ignorance is nearly unavoidable, try living here for a few years. God damn, it’s the world’s most delicious cool-aid. Sugary and devoid of nutrition, but mm mm good.

By: rogerM

rogerM — Mon, 11 May 2009 12:01:37 +0000

i’ve been reading your comments, and i’m laughing my ass off .. i’m an electrician, and i’d have no problem doing this .. as some half-decent people have commented before me, .. circuit would break before you could even get a tingling sensation.

you have watched TOO MANY AMERICAN MOVIES where everything sparks and blows up!

By: JustinCase

JustinCase — Thu, 07 May 2009 12:23:56 +0000

Shocking!

By: Usa # 1?

Usa # 1? — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:10:55 +0000

Vietnam: Epic fail?

By: HappyMilk

HappyMilk — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 01:46:29 +0000

Pure water doesn’t conducts electricity, the problem is that pure water doesn’t exists, the common water has metal mixed with it, or something like that, that’s why it conducts electricity, but however there’s a way to take that metals from water and take it’s conductivity with it.

By: jorge

jorge — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:30:53 +0000

Go ahead and try it Bob.

By: AlDeezy

AlDeezy — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 12:14:26 +0000

The guy taking a bath with his toaster.

By: jeremy

jeremy — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 05:53:06 +0000

It wouldnt even kill them, it might give them a slight shock, but it wouldnt do what the stereotype of that situation says it would. Water is one of the most in-efficent conductors out there.

By: CMalburn

CMalburn — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:02:34 +0000

Remember that it is possible to drink German beer outside Germany…