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    • Matt says:

      luckily these things are pretty much indestructable. they’ll just drag it out and send it off to battle where it will explode, killing everyone around it. but one person inside will miraculously survive. he’ll wake up an hour later with a bad headache and see all of the dead bodies and think “what have i done!!! all of my friends are dead!!!”. he will go on with his sad and lonely life for the next three years working as a waiter in a small town diner until he becomes so stricken with grief that one night he blows his head off with a shotgun. the police will find him three weeks later only because the neighbors complain about his unmowed lawn. a week after that, there will be no one at his funeral. he will be lowered into the cold, hard dirt, his name never to be spoken again.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Fortunately, it didn’t hit the soldier standing there.

  3. telesilla says:

    The soldier is there just to provide the full scale of the fail.

  4. Dieter says:

    Nice Arrested Development reference.

  5. leslie says:

    excellent. I love the thumbs up

  6. natedogg says:

    Tank #32.The fail tank.

  7. chufla says:

    army always FAIL

  8. maddi says:

    I wonder what they call that guy back at the barracks?

  9. ishigoto says:

    oh my god is that guy giving a thumbs up? XD

  10. Scott A says:

    Thumbs up = “Its cool, I see this all the time. Wait…”

  11. wally says:

    no, its his index finger saying sth. like “don’t try this at home”

  12. Failing Impromtu says:

    Very similar image already posted at failblog!
    Cant complain tho with the amazing number of failboats posted (i luv failboats)

    • Buck says:

      American’s WHAT??? Apostrophe FAIL!

    • six flags nazi/weapwn expert/phil says:

      AMERICAN’S! more like brit’s to me. thats a british challenger tank, the us uses the m1 abrams.

      • PuppyStomper says:

        not a Brit Challenger or A German Tiger II or a Isreali Merkava….All of which look similar. The front armor plate is at too little of an angle to be any of those….Plus the Soldier is wearing U.S. issue B.D.U.s

        Being a U.S. Army vet I have to say that this is an Army parking WIN

        Self proclaimed weapwns expert FAIL… Phil, Playing CS dosent make you a weapons expert

  13. notwearingspandex says:

    just to show that the army can park anywhere no matter how tight the spot… you only wish your parking skills were so good ;-)

  14. CJ Tha Kid says:

    well, i thought the army just failed.

    your opinions can be exacerbated by being IN the army, by the way…

    |the kid|

  15. fail says:

    am i that bad of a driver to end up un failblog?

  16. blinkerton says:

    No safer way to drive drunk.

  17. raul alvarez says:

    war fail

  18. latin lover says:

    I CREAMIN’ FOR MY ARMY GUY

  19. Julia says:

    american tax dollars at work

  20. Jú. says:

    And the guy: (Y)

  21. six flags nazi/weapwns expert/phil says:

    American’s use the m1 Abrams and thats a british Challenger! Dumb ass

    • PuppyStomper says:

      You are wrong. Weapwns Expert FAILURE

      • APB says:

        ok “puppy stomper” ive had enough of your shit. its a challenger as stated below your other comment, coupled with the obvious (but questional) fact that the m1a1 has not been delivred in jungle camo. also, my nam wasnt weapon expert, its weapwn expert. pwn! you sir, are the one that is mistaken. :)

        • HappyFlapjacks says:

          Actually, you’re wrong. That’s an M1A1, with MILES gear attached. Funny thing to say that the M1A1 was never delivered in “jungle camo”. Every M1A1 I saw for the first 6 years I was on them was camo. Didn’t even see and desert one until I went to Irwin. That’s a .50 Cal on the TC’s turret, the track is totally different, side skirts are totally different, won’t even go into how different the turrets are. Have you ever actually SEEN a Challenger? Nice try, but YOU fail. Oh and the M1A1 had no “camera” on it whatsoever. The A2 may, but I was never on one, so couldn’t tell you. That’s an A1. Good job with the vehicle ID killer.

  22. zenfoxxy says:

    Ahh male drivers.

    (sorry just got done looking at the ‘woman driver’ pic and thought I’d point it out.)

    =P

  23. ahahah says:

    nice driving

  24. Redx13 says:

    Fail!!!!!! Our taxes are given to the army and they don’t know how to drive.

  25. Neorecon says:

    US Army Fail!

  26. chase says:

    ”Hey mom, look what i can do!!”xD

  27. Will says:

    “Damn, Joe. I told you to take the ramp, but you had to do it your way…”

  28. Tom says:

    It’s images like this that make me proud to be in the Army…XD

  29. TYFL says:

    (Guy in front of tank) “It’s ok the mines were on the other side.”
    (Inside tank) “Hello? I can’t move.”

  30. firefox567 says:

    wow thats not a fail thats a win the guys giving a thumbs up

  31. Teabagsu says:

    in all truth they may have been able to get this tank out of this position under its own power. it has a good bite on that wall, and the other track most likely does as well, and its not too far over center of gravity by the looks of it. yeah sure they dropped it off a wall and lodged it in the ground a couple feet but anything that can haul ass around 40mph weighing over 65 tons has got big enough balls to do some pretty amazing things over terrain (wall drops included) that may look to anyone else impassable.

  32. Teabagsu says:

    and if not it would surely tear that wall a new one either way!

  33. Jesse says:

    aaah american tax money hard at work. clad us canadians can drive sorta good sometimes. our polar bears can hit 70s on a corner ;)

  34. smokesweed4life says:

    hey T-72 can you do this

  35. smokesweed4life says:

    the few the proud the drunk

  36. Gameguy602 says:

    The can bury him in the tomb of the un-skilled soldier.

  37. jersey says:

    can you do this

  38. žogi says:

    Hold my beer I’ll show you something!

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