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  1. Cazmonster says:

    Going to need a bigger boat to ship all that fail.

  2. Anonymous says:

    That is actually a photoshope one.

    • JFK says:

      ahah you failed sucker!

    • d30n says:

      FAIL – its actually real

      • Mick says:

        no it’s fake

      • theonlysmartpersononthis****webssite says:

        not really, first, sharks dont swim with their fin above the water like that in real life;hollywood made that up. second, its too shallow for a shark to willingly sswim in there, and third sharks dont eat people in the real world unless they have too (i.e. their starving), hollywood made that up too

        • Windspider says:

          Dude, thats some epic fail Taurus excretum you just offloaded. Thats a Great White, they often swim just under the surface, (called basking) and yes, their dorsal fin and tail often break the surface. Further, a lot of sharks, such as the Bull shark and the white will come very shallow, (waist deep in some cases). By the way, I know that beach and its not that shallow. lastly, the white usually attacks humans out of error, but Tigers and Bulls will actively hunt anything…even us….Tigers if there is blood, and bulls if the conditions are right and the water murkey.

        • DR Mac says:

          ef yuo wnt poepl too thnk eur smart czek euro speln nd gramma!

        • bob says:

          sharks do swim into shallow water it’s not common but it happens and sharks do eat people but they don’t like how we taste were bitter to them usually they take a nibble and decide we’re icky then leave but a nibble for a shark usually involves loosing a leg

        • michael says:

          um actually you are wrong cause i study sharks and they do swim in extremely shallow water and with their fins out of the water alot just that hollywood makes it happen too often this is very likely to be real because i was fly fishing on fly fishing america with my friend who used to host the show and we were fishing in florida for tarpin in the flats and a 8 foot hammer head came right next to the boat and ate the fish that my friend was fighting and we were in about three feet of water and swim is spelled with one s not two

    • Kelsey says:

      no, its not. this is actually a fisherman who saved that shark. she kept following him because she was grateful. they becam frineds, but she scared away all of the fish :)

      you can google it.

    • ozzyrocks!!!!! says:

      spelling fail

    • solo piano says:

      is it? still a FAIL

  3. the kitner boy says:

    Anonymous you failed.

    http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/sharkkayak.asp

    No that is not photoshopped.

  4. Jimbo says:

    That picture was for a National Geographic article

  5. Beth says:

    That was originally for a Worth1000.com contest.

  6. Anonymous says:

    maybe its that guy with a pet shark, he freed it from a fishing net and it followed him around the rest of its life. didn’t do much for his fishing industry tho

  7. Anonymous says:

    rofl what a FAIL

  8. randomname says:

    du na du na du na dunadunadunaduna CHOMP

  9. gruelin1 says:

    anonymous FAILED

  10. Failing Impromtu says:

    Awsome reinterpretation of the JAWS song.
    da na dunaduna!!!
    LULZ.

  11. 56thGremlin says:

    I saw something like this with a surfer and a shark like 10 times his size,but it turned out it was photo-shopped.That was after it scared hundreds of tourists away.

  12. Tigre Marino says:

    Looks like a Whale Shark. They are harmless.

  13. adam says:

    haha, that’s heavy

  14. Pink Panther says:

    OMG!!!! Paddle lady Paddle!!

  15. Nora says:

    The kayaker is actually in no danger. Sharks have nothing against kayaks and won’t try to eat them, which is why they’re often used for shark research in the wild. Kayak win.

    • TheRongBird says:

      “Sharks have nothing against kayaks…” Ha. They’ve just got a huge bone to pick with the tasty morsels that paddle those innocent kayaks around, right?

      Grudge fail?

      • XJTX says:

        Dude..fail…sharks dont like the taste of human

        • EverybodyFails says:

          XJTX you FAIL….Sharks may not like the taste of humans, but they bite on things to taste if it’s food. They don’t grab you an lick you to do that. A taste bite from a 4m long Great White like this and you are history! Besides they tend to get interested in things floating in the water, being dark as a seal or bright like that kayak!

  16. sawtooth kenobi says:

    How is this a fail?

    Courage: WIN

  17. wes says:

    lol who took this pic??

  18. Draik Sith says:

    Shark WIN.

  19. brick says:

    if this was a photoshop the guy must of been evry good, look at the wake coming of the shark it pretty convincing

  20. Luna says:

    Omg thats freaky. I absolutely hate sharks

  21. Michele says:

    That is a fist-full of scary.

  22. luvzero says:

    jaws music anyone?

  23. Alex says:

    I am a marine biologist with the EPA. Now a days it does not matter if the shark thinks the kayak is a seal or not. Due to the over tourism in California, Africa (which is where the picture was taken) and other Great White Shark hot spots such as South Africa specifically, sharks are more drawn to humans because of over chumming to have the sharks come near the boats. Sharks will attack a kayak even after it realizes its not a seal. Thomas Peschak, who took this picture, is a nice person and has done a lot of photography for shark awareness. EPIC WIN!

  24. natethegreat says:

    Fake

  25. dummy mcdork says:

    this was not a boating accident (sorry ,,canoeing accident)

    get it??????????

  26. jordan says:

    wow this is the most real thing i ever heard! i herd that, that shark came out of her vag and she raised it from birth :)

  27. Who says:

    This picture if from a beer commercial in the 90′s

  28. 6b616e says:

    did he die?

  29. Alex+Comment=FAIL
    Read the artical
    3 shark attacks a year is definatly an outbreak
    people getting hit by lighting must be the next pandemic

  30. Tempest says:

    Wow, that makes my jaw drop. If I were in that kayak, I would need a new pair of pants. Such a cool photo!

  31. they’re gonna need a bigger boat

  32. eeeek. says:

    im gonna have to agree with brick. its a pretty convincing to be a photoshop if you look at the water around the shark. im a skeptic, and also someone with a morbid interest and fear of sharks, (by the way “that looks like a whale shark” FAIL. really? a whale shark is soooo much bigger than that.) but when brick pointed out the water around the shark, i started to doubt that it was photoshopped… im not really sure what to think of this pic actually, but if it is a real pic, id vomit if i were the kayak..er.

  33. Gabriella says:

    For anyone doubting the authenticity of this picture should look at this link
    http://www.whitesharktrust.org/pages/mediaarticle/media26.html
    It features other pictures from the sequence.

    xXx

    • Jake says:

      I love how people instantly cry “OMG fakez!” for a picture without looking into it at all. National Geographic is known for their stunning (and ballsy) photography, so I’m not surprised that this is their picture.

      But I’d say this is a definate case of “Courage WIN.”

  34. Moo says:

    Not a fail! SCARY!!

  35. Trey says:

    thats a great white shark, comon people!

  36. solo piano says:

    was this done in a swimming pool?

  37. Chris says:

    This is very real. I was there when it was taken. Look up Thomas Peschak – its his photo.

  38. Bawb says:

    It’s obviously real because every open ocean kayak has a helicopter following it

  39. this is a scene from JAWS?

  40. d0b says:

    Is the same even if it is fail or not it looks SCARY… !!!

  41. lolzoar says:

    hey flipper

  42. thecookiemonster says:

    planning on writing a book????

  43. Epic xdy says:

    4000 th vote! Oh yeah…

    Btw he is going to die there… Lol noob haxorna

  44. Person says:

    That’s a win for the shark

  45. žogi says:

    I think this didn’t made his day :)


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