Comments on: Cold Tongue http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 01:38:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: All Failure http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-1478217 Wed, 19 Oct 2011 15:35:15 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-1478217 Hahaha its a rat

]]> By: All Failure http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-1478214 Wed, 19 Oct 2011 15:34:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-1478214 its a rat

]]> By: Kyle http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-846821 Wed, 14 Apr 2010 15:38:48 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-846821 Hahaha. Great movie fail.

]]> By: goat milk soap http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-845851 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 16:15:56 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-845851 that movie was a FAIL.

]]> By: glassofwater http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-826697 Sat, 20 Mar 2010 01:05:58 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-826697 Ah, fudge.

]]> By: bottom cough http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-792163 Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:54:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-792163 this is from a movie therefore NOT a legit fail it was in a script. get a life kathryn

]]> By: Alex Mohler http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-763869 Sat, 23 Jan 2010 20:46:41 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-763869 My uncle filmed in the movie. So SHUT UP BIG MOUTH!

]]> By: hanhanmo http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-749249 Thu, 14 Jan 2010 00:18:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-749249 aggreed ive seen the movie

]]> By: Stick2012 http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-725127 Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:13:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-725127 Hey, I know that movie =D

]]> By: chris http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-710507 Sun, 13 Dec 2009 04:56:49 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-710507 His life. Fail.

Christmas Story = WIN

]]> By: tiltawirl http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-673551 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:14:20 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-673551 The kid in the movie “A Christmas Story” did not actually get his tounge stuck to the pole. I saw the making and there is somone’s arm in the pole pulling the boys (Flick) tounge. So this fail is a FAIL!

]]> By: PersonGuy http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-667864 Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:19:23 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-667864 This is just a pic from the movie “A Christmas Story”
fail FAIL

]]> By: solo piano http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-663281 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:08:12 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-663281 OUCH!! i do not recommend this to anyone FAIL

]]> By: solo piano http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-663275 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:06:35 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-663275 hmmm, don’t always do what your older brother shows you?

]]> By: Ralphie http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-567770 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:53:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-567770 Seen this movie so many times. Love it.

]]> By: Izzy http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-562958 Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:03:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-562958 Isn’t this picture from a movie? I forgot the title.

]]> By: SchmartPerson http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-547588 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 18:17:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-547588 WIN

]]> By: jeremy http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-537863 Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:37:35 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-537863 You failed this is from a movie

]]> By: JC http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-520413 Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:17:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-520413 for seriously guys?! this is not a fail

]]> By: Mike http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-449155 Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:31:26 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-449155 This is technically staged as it is from a movie. The worst movie ever created I might add (A Christmas Story if memory serves well). It is about a kid who wants a gun for christmas and harasses everyone about it.

]]> By: Joe Smith http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-425293 Mon, 18 May 2009 14:00:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-425293 I agree

]]> By: Paige http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-348684 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:41:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-348684 well its staged duh. y would it b fail if its staged?

]]> By: bree http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-348306 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:03:20 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-348306 altho the movie is good the first time you see it any more than five time and it is pretty stupid and annoying

]]> By: obloodyhell http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-330108 Thu, 19 Mar 2009 10:19:18 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-330108 > This seems to be from the movie A Christmas Story, which contains tons of FAIL. Many stupid Americans seem to like it way too much though. The movie is down right horrible.

The movie/book is about a child’s eye view of childhood in the late 40s. It has charm and subtle wit and has a great deal of fun poking at the foibles of both adulthood and childhood.

You are free to fail to grasp any of those things, and it’s clear you do exactly that, and in spades. Yes — FAIL on your part.

In summary:

1) You? FAIL
2) Your brain? FAIL
3) Your sense of humor? FAIL
4) Your wit? FAIL
5) Pretty much everything about you? FAIL

In short, the only thing you don’t FAIL at? Being a loser.

]]> By: PDWillman http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-328487 Wed, 18 Mar 2009 09:34:26 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-328487 Double Dog Fail!!!

]]> By: JBUCKJBUCKJBUCK http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-305706 Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:48:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-305706 this isn’t a fail, it’s a win

]]> By: ~Jσнηηριкα¢нυ~ http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-302789 Sat, 28 Feb 2009 20:24:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-302789 :O DADDYS GONNA KILL RALPHIE!!! lol that movie is a favorite to many.

]]> By: Brap brap http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-299218 Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:07:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-299218 Who’s school was this shot at…? Yeh mine

]]> By: KoopaStormTroopa http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-291308 Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:23:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-291308 no the kids name is Flick!

]]> By: no name http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-277769 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 04:36:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-277769 that’s what i thought

]]> By: bootothat http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-263790 Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:25:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-263790 FaRaRaRaRa, RaRaRaRa……

]]> By: A person http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-255178 Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:20:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-255178 shaddup….

]]> By: Bronie http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-235313 Thu, 08 Jan 2009 05:36:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-235313 I have seen that movie!

]]> By: blah http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-233371 Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:07:14 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-233371 i love that movie

]]> By: WUNDER where they got that name? http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-228156 Sat, 03 Jan 2009 00:00:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-228156 “dont leave! dont leave!!”

“but the bell rang!!!”

]]> By: Mike http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-225461 Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:41:28 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-225461 Woah, look out everyone- someone named “smelly” is passing judgement on people.

]]> By: the masked idiot http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-211183 Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:32:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-211183 um this image is from a film. i think fails are only funny if they are real

]]> By: titaniumspork19 http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-160409 Sat, 08 Nov 2008 06:55:43 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-160409 Wow. You absolutely FAIL at trying to sound knowledgeable to all the Americans who read this site and KNOW it’s a screenshot from The Christmas Story. If it was recreated in a Dutch movie, fine. But this is definitely from The Christmas Story.

]]> By: blahblogger http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-140447 Mon, 20 Oct 2008 22:34:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-140447 It is from a Christmas Story….an American movie. No fail, just great.

]]> By: smelly http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-68828 Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:14:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-68828 an american

]]> By: CJ Tha Kid http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-54053 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:32:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-54053 Mighty Ducks? Probably fail.

|the kid|

]]> By: Cold http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-6991 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:49:41 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-6991 What a retard. Who licks poles?

]]> By: JG http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-6727 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:42:20 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-6727 It’s from ‘A Christmas Story’. There’s a small hole in the pole & the tongue is held to the pole via a vacuum

]]> By: Anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-4244 Sat, 05 Apr 2008 21:24:54 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-4244 fake

]]> By: daan http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-963 Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:33:07 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-963 This is a scene from a dutch movie. No fail.

]]> By: Anti-Tappel http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-383 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:35:56 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-383 How does Tappel know how much failure is in that movie unless he watched it a few dozen times? Plus it “seems” to be from the movie? “Seems”? What a jackass

]]> By: antoniosou http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-329 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:28:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-329 it’s such a nice picture!!

]]> By: OMFG peeps will critique ANYTHING http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-165 Wed, 30 Jan 2008 22:16:56 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-165 tappel, A Christmas Story is based explicitly on American middle class culture from a certain era, not surprising you wouldn’t get it.

]]> By: Don http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-153 Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:22:43 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-153 I did that!!!!!

]]> By: Kathryn Hill http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-141 Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:15:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-141 Hahaha, thanks! Awesome!

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