Comments on: Cold Tongue http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Fri, 19 Mar 2010 18:13:50 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: bottom cough http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-792163 bottom cough Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:54:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-792163 this is from a movie therefore NOT a legit fail it was in a script. get a life kathryn this is from a movie therefore NOT a legit fail it was in a script. get a life kathryn

]]> By: Alex Mohler http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-763869 Alex Mohler Sat, 23 Jan 2010 20:46:41 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-763869 My uncle filmed in the movie. So SHUT UP BIG MOUTH! My uncle filmed in the movie. So SHUT UP BIG MOUTH!

]]> By: hanhanmo http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-749249 hanhanmo Thu, 14 Jan 2010 00:18:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-749249 aggreed ive seen the movie aggreed ive seen the movie

]]> By: Stick2012 http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-725127 Stick2012 Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:13:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-725127 Hey, I know that movie =D Hey, I know that movie =D

]]> By: chris http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-710507 chris Sun, 13 Dec 2009 04:56:49 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-710507 His life. Fail. Christmas Story = WIN His life. Fail.

Christmas Story = WIN

]]> By: tiltawirl http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-673551 tiltawirl Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:14:20 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-673551 The kid in the movie "A Christmas Story" did not actually get his tounge stuck to the pole. I saw the making and there is somone's arm in the pole pulling the boys (Flick) tounge. So this fail is a FAIL! The kid in the movie “A Christmas Story” did not actually get his tounge stuck to the pole. I saw the making and there is somone’s arm in the pole pulling the boys (Flick) tounge. So this fail is a FAIL!

]]> By: PersonGuy http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-667864 PersonGuy Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:19:23 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-667864 This is just a pic from the movie "A Christmas Story" fail FAIL This is just a pic from the movie “A Christmas Story”
fail FAIL

]]> By: solo piano http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-663281 solo piano Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:08:12 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-663281 OUCH!! i do not recommend this to anyone FAIL OUCH!! i do not recommend this to anyone FAIL

]]> By: solo piano http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-663275 solo piano Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:06:35 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-663275 hmmm, don't always do what your older brother shows you? hmmm, don’t always do what your older brother shows you?

]]> By: Ralphie http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-567770 Ralphie Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:53:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-567770 Seen this movie so many times. Love it. Seen this movie so many times. Love it.

]]> By: Izzy http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-562958 Izzy Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:03:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-562958 Isn't this picture from a movie? I forgot the title. Isn’t this picture from a movie? I forgot the title.

]]> By: SchmartPerson http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-547588 SchmartPerson Mon, 03 Aug 2009 18:17:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-547588 WIN WIN

]]> By: jeremy http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-537863 jeremy Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:37:35 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-537863 You failed this is from a movie You failed this is from a movie

]]> By: JC http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-520413 JC Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:17:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-520413 for seriously guys?! this is not a fail for seriously guys?! this is not a fail

]]> By: Mike http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-449155 Mike Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:31:26 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-449155 This is technically staged as it is from a movie. The worst movie ever created I might add (A Christmas Story if memory serves well). It is about a kid who wants a gun for christmas and harasses everyone about it. This is technically staged as it is from a movie. The worst movie ever created I might add (A Christmas Story if memory serves well). It is about a kid who wants a gun for christmas and harasses everyone about it.

]]> By: Joe Smith http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-425293 Joe Smith Mon, 18 May 2009 14:00:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-425293 I agree I agree

]]> By: Paige http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-348684 Paige Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:41:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-348684 well its staged duh. y would it b fail if its staged? well its staged duh. y would it b fail if its staged?

]]> By: bree http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-348306 bree Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:03:20 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-348306 altho the movie is good the first time you see it any more than five time and it is pretty stupid and annoying altho the movie is good the first time you see it any more than five time and it is pretty stupid and annoying

]]> By: obloodyhell http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-330108 obloodyhell Thu, 19 Mar 2009 10:19:18 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-330108 > This seems to be from the movie A Christmas Story, which contains tons of FAIL. Many stupid Americans seem to like it way too much though. The movie is down right horrible. The movie/book is about a child's eye view of childhood in the late 40s. It has charm and subtle wit and has a great deal of fun poking at the foibles of both adulthood and childhood. You are free to fail to grasp any of those things, and it's clear you do exactly that, and in spades. Yes -- FAIL on your part. In summary: 1) You? FAIL 2) Your brain? FAIL 3) Your sense of humor? FAIL 4) Your wit? FAIL 5) Pretty much everything about you? FAIL In short, the only thing you don't FAIL at? Being a loser. > This seems to be from the movie A Christmas Story, which contains tons of FAIL. Many stupid Americans seem to like it way too much though. The movie is down right horrible.

The movie/book is about a child’s eye view of childhood in the late 40s. It has charm and subtle wit and has a great deal of fun poking at the foibles of both adulthood and childhood.

You are free to fail to grasp any of those things, and it’s clear you do exactly that, and in spades. Yes — FAIL on your part.

In summary:

1) You? FAIL
2) Your brain? FAIL
3) Your sense of humor? FAIL
4) Your wit? FAIL
5) Pretty much everything about you? FAIL

In short, the only thing you don’t FAIL at? Being a loser.

]]> By: PDWillman http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-328487 PDWillman Wed, 18 Mar 2009 09:34:26 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-328487 Double Dog Fail!!! Double Dog Fail!!!

]]> By: JBUCKJBUCKJBUCK http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-305706 JBUCKJBUCKJBUCK Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:48:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-305706 this isn't a fail, it's a win this isn’t a fail, it’s a win

]]> By: ~Jσнηηριкα¢нυ~ http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-302789 ~Jσнηηριкα¢нυ~ Sat, 28 Feb 2009 20:24:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-302789 :O DADDYS GONNA KILL RALPHIE!!! lol that movie is a favorite to many. :O DADDYS GONNA KILL RALPHIE!!! lol that movie is a favorite to many.

]]> By: Brap brap http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-299218 Brap brap Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:07:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-299218 Who's school was this shot at...? Yeh mine Who’s school was this shot at…? Yeh mine

]]> By: KoopaStormTroopa http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-291308 KoopaStormTroopa Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:23:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-291308 no the kids name is Flick! no the kids name is Flick!

]]> By: no name http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-277769 no name Mon, 09 Feb 2009 04:36:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-277769 that's what i thought that’s what i thought

]]> By: bootothat http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-263790 bootothat Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:25:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-263790 FaRaRaRaRa, RaRaRaRa...... FaRaRaRaRa, RaRaRaRa……

]]> By: A person http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-255178 A person Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:20:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-255178 shaddup.... shaddup….

]]> By: Bronie http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-235313 Bronie Thu, 08 Jan 2009 05:36:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-235313 I have seen that movie! I have seen that movie!

]]> By: blah http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-233371 blah Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:07:14 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-233371 i love that movie i love that movie

]]> By: WUNDER where they got that name? http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-228156 WUNDER where they got that name? Sat, 03 Jan 2009 00:00:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-228156 "dont leave! dont leave!!" "but the bell rang!!!" “dont leave! dont leave!!”

“but the bell rang!!!”

]]> By: Mike http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-225461 Mike Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:41:28 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-225461 Woah, look out everyone- someone named "smelly" is passing judgement on people. Woah, look out everyone- someone named “smelly” is passing judgement on people.

]]> By: the masked idiot http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-211183 the masked idiot Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:32:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-211183 um this image is from a film. i think fails are only funny if they are real um this image is from a film. i think fails are only funny if they are real

]]> By: titaniumspork19 http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-160409 titaniumspork19 Sat, 08 Nov 2008 06:55:43 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-160409 Wow. You absolutely FAIL at trying to sound knowledgeable to all the Americans who read this site and KNOW it's a screenshot from The Christmas Story. If it was recreated in a Dutch movie, fine. But this is definitely from The Christmas Story. Wow. You absolutely FAIL at trying to sound knowledgeable to all the Americans who read this site and KNOW it’s a screenshot from The Christmas Story. If it was recreated in a Dutch movie, fine. But this is definitely from The Christmas Story.

]]> By: blahblogger http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-140447 blahblogger Mon, 20 Oct 2008 22:34:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-140447 It is from a Christmas Story....an American movie. No fail, just great. It is from a Christmas Story….an American movie. No fail, just great.

]]> By: smelly http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-68828 smelly Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:14:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-68828 an american an american

]]> By: CJ Tha Kid http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-54053 CJ Tha Kid Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:32:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-54053 Mighty Ducks? Probably fail. |the kid| Mighty Ducks? Probably fail.

|the kid|

]]> By: Cold http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-6991 Cold Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:49:41 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-6991 What a retard. Who licks poles? What a retard. Who licks poles?

]]> By: JG http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-6727 JG Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:42:20 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-6727 It's from 'A Christmas Story'. There's a small hole in the pole & the tongue is held to the pole via a vacuum It’s from ‘A Christmas Story’. There’s a small hole in the pole & the tongue is held to the pole via a vacuum

]]> By: Anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-4244 Anonymous Sat, 05 Apr 2008 21:24:54 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-4244 fake fake

]]> By: daan http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-963 daan Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:33:07 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-963 This is a scene from a dutch movie. No fail. This is a scene from a dutch movie. No fail.

]]> By: Anti-Tappel http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-383 Anti-Tappel Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:35:56 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-383 How does Tappel know how much failure is in that movie unless he watched it a few dozen times? Plus it "seems" to be from the movie? "Seems"? What a jackass How does Tappel know how much failure is in that movie unless he watched it a few dozen times? Plus it “seems” to be from the movie? “Seems”? What a jackass

]]> By: antoniosou http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-329 antoniosou Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:28:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-329 it's such a nice picture!! it’s such a nice picture!!

]]> By: OMFG peeps will critique ANYTHING http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-165 OMFG peeps will critique ANYTHING Wed, 30 Jan 2008 22:16:56 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-165 tappel, A Christmas Story is based explicitly on American middle class culture from a certain era, not surprising you wouldn't get it. tappel, A Christmas Story is based explicitly on American middle class culture from a certain era, not surprising you wouldn’t get it.

]]> By: Don http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-153 Don Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:22:43 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-153 I did that!!!!! I did that!!!!!

]]> By: Kathryn Hill http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-141 Kathryn Hill Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:15:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-141 Hahaha, thanks! Awesome! Hahaha, thanks! Awesome!

]]> By: itsjustaphase http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-124 itsjustaphase Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:07:46 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-124 I can't remember last time i laughed so much at a blogs concept. Amazing. I am nearly crying!! Ridiculous amounts of love x http://itsjustaphase.wordpress.com/ (New teenagers and mystery jets for anyone interested) I can’t remember last time i laughed so much at a blogs concept. Amazing. I am nearly crying!!
Ridiculous amounts of love x

http://itsjustaphase.wordpress.com/
(New teenagers and mystery jets for anyone interested)

]]> By: patmfitz http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-123 patmfitz Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:00:54 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-123 Wonderful blog! Might I suggest you put ALT attributes on all your images so they will be indexed by google image search? Wonderful blog! Might I suggest you put ALT attributes on all your images so they will be indexed by google image search?

]]> By: FAIL at KosmoBlog - Kathryn Hill’s blog http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-116 FAIL at KosmoBlog - Kathryn Hill’s blog Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:13:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-116 [...] Awesome, FailBlog put my FAIL picture up. [...] [...] Awesome, FailBlog put my FAIL picture up. [...]

]]> By: Stupid American http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-111 Stupid American Wed, 30 Jan 2008 15:26:14 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-111 haha! "tappel" fails at funny. haha! “tappel” fails at funny.

]]> By: tappel http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-107 tappel Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:46:50 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/cold-tongue/#comment-107 This seems to be from the movie A Christmas Story, which contains tons of FAIL. Many stupid Americans seem to like it way too much though. The movie is down right horrible. This seems to be from the movie A Christmas Story, which contains tons of FAIL. Many stupid Americans seem to like it way too much though. The movie is down right horrible.

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