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I think the snake fairly succeeded.
looks more like a personal foul to me, but maybe I just need my eyes checked.
Yeah…Id say the snake succeds and the guy fails
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I think this is more ‘PWN3D’ than FAIL.
Maybe the guy failed by pissing off the snake and then trying to kiss it?
That looks like Kevin Costner.
…With no hair.
that’s not a fail, the snake gives the guy a kiss on his face, how cute is that?
a kiss? with…tooth?
some people may like that
lucky for him that one’s non-venomous
one thing ive learned from raising Northern Water Snakes- when they bite, they CHEW.
no nip-and-release, CHEW.
i dont know what species that snake is offhand… but from the looks of it… its a chewer!
well, it might have let go (not a very solid hit) but if the snake got a hold of his nose alone… stitches!
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID LOL
Yum….human sushi!!
shya, snakes say we taste like chicken too
Looks like he participated in that staring contest xDD
The snake is a python. This was a snake that lived in a bar. Every year on the snake’s birthday they would have a big bar party for the snake. Everybody would put the snake around their necks. Just before the snake bit his owner, here, the snake had been hanging around a 4 year old girl’s neck. This birthday party, the local TV news crew came to do a story on the snake and it’s birthday party. That’s how it all got caught on video. It’s the real deal. This was the last birthday party for this snake. No more public handling of her. Definitly a fail!
JUNE 15, 2002 : Snake handler Peter Morningstar gets a surprise when his carpet snake tried to make a meal of him during photo shoot in Brisbane, 15/06/02. Pic Ric Frearson. Animals / Pythons / Snake Bite / Face / Reptiles / Pets / Jaws. OldPixRef: 10729007 OldPixCat: Gallery
^That is the source of the image. Please read all the info supplied in previous posts before posting pointless and ridiculous things. Thank you for your
attention, mrs. Comstock.
Who is that poor guy?
….He looks like John McCain. =O Maybe he spends a lot of time with snakes– why he always sticks his tongue out periodically?
Politics fail.
Personally, I thought he kinda looked like Bill Murray.
Oh shit son!
What a big nose
Rise
Throw away
The charade of your life
Let the flame of my heart
Burn away
Your complacence tonight
I command you to rise
Wash away
The decay of your life
Feel the light of your eyes
Find the way
Through the darkness tonight
Fearing no one
Do you really think I covet like you do
Come, take me away
Remove the fear from my eyes
Feel the flame of my heart
Burning away
All conversation tonight
Hearing no one
Am I precious to you now
Now rise
Turn away
From the shame of your life
Feel the light from my eyes
Offering
Consolation tonight
Fearing no one
Do you really think I covet like you do
Come, take me away
Remove the fear from my eyes
Feel the flame of my heart
Burning away
All conversation tonight
Hearing no one
Now, I cannot stop this
Pure emotion
Falling from my eyes
You are vindicating
Liberating
Saviors of my soul
please dont quit your day job
out of everywhere to express yourself, you chose to open yourself up to people who come here to laugh. at best, they will ignore it without verbally dismembering you. im not saying you shouldnt express yourself, just maybe…poems.net? somethin…
Nobody wants to read this, i personally consider this spam.
Uh… these are the lyrics to “Rise” by Disturbed. Unless this is REALLY Disturbed commenting (unlikely), then FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to all of you who seem convinced that this person wrote this off the top of their head!
nom nom nom
TEST
TEST_()_
hai2u u all stink
If that snake was poisonous, then hospital bills WIN!
dat was cool yall should put more stuff on dere
Boom. Head shot.
That is NOT a fail. That’s not even funny. He could be in some serious trouble.
thats a fake snake.. its far too strait to be a real snake
Oooooooooo!!!!!!!!
snake:1
dumbass:0
its only a python…
I don’t want to be around when the snake evacuates THAT meal.
100% fake …
how cute!
looking for snake bites face picture -do you know who owns it???
This guy looks like Steve Ballmer
That is, in fact, my dad.
Here’s the story; he does snake handling as a hobby, people pay him to remove snakes, anyway, he decides he wants to do something for the paper to inform people more about snakes and how they’re generally not dangerous if you leave them alone.
So, he got the carpet snake there and was showing it off so they could get some pictures for the article, the carpet snake got freaked out by all the people and cameras and stuff and bit my dad on the face.
It’s non-venomous and merely left some small holes, like pin-pricks, that quickly disappeared.
So, that’s how it went down. It’s a real snake being handled by a professional that got freaked out because there were lots of people around taking photos of it.
It’s straight like that because the picture was taken just as the snake had lunged across and bit down; perfect/fluke timing.
It made the front page of the newspaper!
The more you know.