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This is taped the door to my dorm room. It makes me choke with laughter after a long day of crunching equations.
First reply to first comment ever!
First reply to the first reply of the first comment….ever!
Somehow I feel my IQ has dropped by posting this message..
Yeah, don’t even affiliate yourself. It is the dum thing to do. I can retain my sanity in saying that I have not yet made a “first” comment.
Here’s my mark at the the first post of failblog
They say you can’t beat the classics… Good to know about Google’s agenda.
*test*
*test*
test
damn avatar. show up already!
*testing*
*Testicles*
Reply to the reply of the reply of the reply of the reply of the reply of the reply of the reply reply of the reply of the reply of the reply to the first comment on this website ever??? (maybe??)
Testes
test
Bored…
*Tittsticles*
Someone must not have passed english…Dumb-not dum.
….idiot….fail!
in
sir. you spell dum like dumb.
You were not the first person. The person before you was.
Can you read? It says first REPLY to the first comment ever.
Fail.
u reaaly are an idiot
*cricket sound*
*smashes cricket* Finally, it shut up.
No matter how much you try its always making the damned noise no matter what u do! Chainsaw frag grenade m60 to ejaculatum NOTHING WORKS!!
have you tried politely asking it to stop?
Usually when the crickets in my room won’t shut up I address them as Eric politely at first then yell at them harshly…
Really? That works? Here’s what I do:
I tell the mother f***ers to shut the f*** up so I can get at least 2 hours of sleep.
It works pretty well.
O-O another cricket starts biting a person
O-O another cricket starts biting a person
……
antoher crickt starts chirping
This is the first time anybody has ever typed “dsgf9rewpo[020waoe-=23penisdsafsda-oeknsa=aviwannaf–kmydogregalgkjdsnmztwelve”.
and probably the first time someone has ever typed in this forum: Pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Good day to you sir.
aka black lung disease
LOL
I choked hard at that one
And if you don’t mind, I’ll be plagiarising it
Well done, fatty
has anyone noticed the fail that failblog did?
at the bottom, we’re on the last page. yet it says, “wait! there’s more fail!
test
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first
I’m surprised you don’t have a custom 404 message.
I’m sure you’ll think of something…
stupid
FAIL
a child hanged
wow that happened to mine and i laughed then he died and i died muahahaha
hahahahaha rubbish, but i still laughed
my best friend uploaded this to google about a year ago.
legit, i hoped it would be here.
Epic Fail. You cannot upload to google. Insert 2 more quarters.
WIN FOR NOOB-SMASHERS!
fatass
Seriously though, you obviously know nothing about google or the internet. You did not uplaoad this image and you are a silly little lying child. Go sit in a corner.
Took my name:(
Why isn’t THIS comment on as a fail?
it IS on failblog, so it kinda counts
Screw you all
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Really? Epic Fail. Get a life. If you don’t like what is being said… then I guess these comments aren’t for you now are they? The cricket is coming back to haunt you, you know….
wow, you both are epic fails.
Katrina, there’s a new thing called a “Life.” . Why don’t you try one?
this is the first thing on fail blog – i think – so you wouldn’t know about it so how can you say “i hoped it would be on here”
also please explain how you upload to google – merci
The comment is six months older than the picture.
Most people start at the start and work their way to the end.
Also, uploaded to google images? That doesn’t make sense at all.
Silly thing, babies don’t go in thur~
Choo talkin ’bout, course they do!
only if theres ‘nother baby a’ready in
dis is from gpod bro
LAST POST!
Last Post Fail!
Hey if this is on the last page at the bottom does that mean its last or first…
last, check the dates
Navigation Fail
At the bottom of this page….
“But wait! There’s more fail!”
…followed by…
First « Prev. “
Ah… The days before “FIRST”ery.
How innocent and loving you were.
yes
OMG this is HILARIOUS how could you think of putting the baby’s head there
Isn’t the from the warning that comes with strollers indicating what not to do? Not a fail in that case, as it’s a safety warning label.
It’s a fail because these people somehow think that anyone would be dumb enough to try this.
Therefore, safety manual fail. End of story, do not pass go, do not collect $200, do not win The Game, and NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!
Hey its modern art. Who are we to judge?
LMAO how does this even happen??
It matches the “Baby hanging” fail though
Last.
failure.
Nuh.
Letzter!
Holy shit how may times are you going to comment?
сосите -)
WTF
pochem opium dlja naroda?
last post!
Think again! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Last post on 8/7/2008 at 10:30.
Think again
Think again!
ACK! TOO MUCH THINKING!
BWAHHAHAH i am so sad that this is last post. i have seen all the pics in the last 2 days!! NOOO! I WANT MORE FAIL!!
You are a giant fail, good sir.
Indeed
First!
A little late, don’t you think?
you’re months late.
you’re bad at replying.
31st
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4593682.stm
Extermination Fail
Poor mouse.
Revenge win.
Last!
*rofl* comment fail.
wow
the oldest fail around
How old are you again?
baby killing win!
baby killing = fail
*ahem* How are you gentlemen?
This is blasphemy!
This is madness
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!
I know, it’s a couple years old. But I couldn’t resist…
Hey, I just watched that movie for the first time today. It was awesome.
there is a sparta st.
was I the only one who thought this was an all your base reference?
It’s awesome to know that Phillip Grekstas was always as gay as he is now.
Who?
good question
One year tomorrow…and Phillip Grekstas is still a flaming homosexual.
FIRST!
GOATS
BOATS
AND HOS!!!
YEAH I FINALLY SAW ALL THE PAGES
Congratulations..How does it feel?
Last.
False!
the term is “FAKE!!1!!!111″
(I can see teh pixles)
ZZZZZzzzzzzz…….. -_-
MOAR DESU
Last post. There will be no other posts past this one, I have locked the comments. Nice try, Fail Blog, but I win.
hey almighty one…
YOU FAIL!
BWAHAHAHAHAHHA
lol
SUCK MY CARROT STICK!!!xxd
137 pages is it?
Finally! I have completed my pilgrimage of fail! Now to the newest fails. You guys should really go there, the comment culture is great.
I’ve just come from there!
Me too!
And me!
I come from the future! I come in peace!
In the future: there is much fail! So do not be disheartened past peoples.
YES!, YOU!
u come from the future, u come from the Fail-planet?
about to..
FAIL
mee too!! the future rox!! lol the fail community thrives!
I just finished FAILblog in 1 day. I fail.
Hmm… I expected Failboat to be first pic on site. thats how i found this. google images, failboat, shipment of fail has arrived.
nth post!
Wow, this is the only old one that’s still alive?
LAST!
You, sir, fail.
Believe it or not, I’ve seen the set of instructions this is from. There’s even worse fails in the section.
Last
Nope.
Last!
HILARIOUS, but most of the comments are stupid and people just saying “Fail” that’s retarded. I know some idoits is going to comment me saying Fail just to be annoying, but im never going to this site again so……..no point in commenting on this one.
EAT DIRT!
Ok, then I won’t comment on the fact that you’re a fail on a few levels. Grammar fail, punctuation fail.
Fail in getting the concept of the comments, and a fail saying that you’re never “going” to this site again. When you typed that you were here at the time. “…never coming to this site again” or “…never coming back to this site again” would have been correct. Not “never going to this site again.” You can’t go somewhere when you’re already there. You fail.
But I won’t comment on any of it. I promise. No point to it.
*starts slow clap*
You got the clap?
LAST COMMENT!
that is untill someone else comments after me
LAST COMMENT FOR THIS SECOND!
Last comment. Forever. Don’t try to be the last one after this, or else your head a splode.
pfffft, I my heads still there…or at least it was when I last checked
brb
whoops ^ extra “I” fail on me
ok i wont be the last to post… oh OH NO WHAAAAAAAAA BOOM
This is kinda stupid…
Bloop.
_loop.
__oop.
old news is old. i put this on bumpersticker over 6 months ago
*This fail picture or video was posted on Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 at 10:07 pm*
YOU FAIL!
como mola
This is a test. This is only a test.
My god, did the test send you insane?
Where’d she go, anyway?
Wow, over a year of Fail’d comments.
Cartoon fail never is funny, also what the fail @ failblog… *to infinity and beyond* wtf it stops at page 176 ass!
lol
OH GOD! IT BURNS!
first comment on february 4!!!!
Date fail, that was on the 3rd.
My moment of glory and I forgot what I’m supposed to say.
Hi,
I am a student at a very prestigious university.
I am currently studying Fail.
If you could give me the source code for this… i would be most happy!
I need it very urgently as i have an exam on Tuesday.
I would say “LAST!!!!” out of some misguided pride…
But I believe I am above such childish humor.
Then again, I AM on this site…
Failblog is WIN!!!!!
fail@blah, since i am last now! ha! LAST!
FIRST!
made it to the end.
No, the beginning.
Wise.
<_<
First… fail wasn’t that great.
This happened to my son in 1978. He tried getting back in the troller and hanged himself. It is very dificult for me to see you guys laughing about this. It’s not funny… I’m crying right now and so is my wife.
I’m just messing with ya, This never happened to me.
Most Epic Fail EVER
Awesome, the first ever post ay… =D
I’ve spent the last couple of hours looking at 188 pages with pictures and vids of people failing. Not to mention the insanity published as “comments”. Seriously, what people ramble on about here is ridiculous!! The fact that I just read all this crap means i fail.
Nonetheless, I’m going to have add this to my RSS-reader! xD
Failblog win!
and now everything I tell you is a lie
or is it?
see im really just having a convo with myself
shut up john, its my turn to use the body *masturbates*
fuck off. i have control now *masturbates*
don’t i get a say in this *composes a masterful symphony*
no!! go to the back of the mind
*wrenchs control and beats the others wish an imiginary rainbow, rapes them, starts nibbling on the fingers* ha I win
Ban that faker above.
All the silly sods who deep posting !!!LAST POST!!!,consider this: someone else is just going to post something after you and yes, I know your Small brains can not get round this fact but try to understand……….STOP POSTING !!!LAST POST!!!. On a less stupid note, this picture is the best I’v seen.
They won’t listen. They really won’t.
You are a cretin
FAIL
Quote: my best friend uploaded this to google about a year ago.
legit, i hoped it would be here.
Its ILLEGAL to upload to google, it sais so on the upload button, what a moron…
FAIL!
Hope Google take you to jail.. you sir, are a failary!
it is impossible to “upload” things to google. it just crawls the internet for info or pictures. and it is not illegal to upload things to the net,
so you FAIL!
than is so sad. for sure a fail
i meen “that” not (“than”)
*check*
*Ticks box on clipboard*
*leaves room*
*climbs down from bed on mezanine*
*switches of lights, leaves room*
*locks door*
I masturbate to ABBA
doesn’t everyone?
don’t look at me like that!
I masturbated ABBA once. All of them. It was nothing special. *yawn*
You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off.
Light my fire!
I hate ABBA.
holly crap thats so damn funny!
If you redo your name with single colons on either side (instead of double colons) you might get a really cool smiley.
.
Just sayin’…
One of my favorite fails ever!
Hmm… Looks funny… I will come back to this blog later.
Best
Overall
Buttock
Basher
Even
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Bob Bewb
last
LOLZ
i just finished reading all the comments on this fail.
Last!!- wait, let me search to see how many people asid this… brb…. back! ok! about 15 people ahead of me posted last! I see a trend…..
Firs…..
Oh.
last, by th ewgyhsuljahbuhjchukhbgyuydyggggvdyuhadyuhadedhbddb
what by the who?
that was a lot of comments i feel like i wasted 2 hours looking at all the fails and wins on here
Last
Last.
nope, mine is though it will probably get replaced shortly after i post this.
M’ok
I have now posted on the very first fail. Yay.
Ah…the first fail, and so begins our story…
The first fail…..
This was a while ago. o.o
No one else shall post upon this magnificent Fail ever again.
…wow this is dumb
FIRST!!!!! aww damn….
SECOND!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! THE LITTLE CHILD IS STUCK AND IM SHOUTING/LAUGHING AT IT!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!
You fail
:insertnamehere: lol
This is already a joke pic – there are more like this one – so no fail…
…the first failblog picture…
and not the best fall
ashamed
Awww… I was hoping the “to infinity and beyond” wasn’t an exaggeration…
Classic. If only the newer fails had this kind of quality.
What the heck was that?!? The baby didn’t even look like a baby! How Embarrassing for the parent who did that!!!!
1st FAIL Evarrrrrrr
I think this is page is just going to end up being full of troll comments. :neatral:
I totally meant
I just going to try something.
Sorry JasonK, I was seeing how easy it was to impersonate someone. Honest.
Last. ever.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Psst.. Change the time of thos comment to 20 years from now so I can be last comment
I am the last person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, you are SO not.
I finally looked at every single fail post from when I started.
last
last fail…
Not really.
First person to say Donaudampschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft, the longest word in the German language.
Last comment on the first fail!
wat the heck does that mean????????????
>:D
LAST COMMENT
LIEZZZ
something to last if not last comment.
I win
no you lose the game
this is the first on failblog?
Last comment FTW
Ima eat cho babies…
LAST >:D
Will people stop saying last? Someone will always comment after you.
8-1
last.
8-*
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I’d suggest doing the testing somewhere in the middle. People are always curious to find out what the first fails were. You’re just spamming now.
obviously
Ok
I want it :’(
You want what?
LAST FOR NOW! (probably not for long )
YES! still last!!!!!
Tofu! I’m disappointed.
Not last anymore.
now i’m last hoes!
*sigh*
My short-lasting piece of history of being last of first.
last comment to the first fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
for 1 day……………
yay my mark in the history of failblog….years late
last for now =]
No, im the last :O
#1
everybody who commented above likes penis
I am making a shirt with this…
excellent idea. ill get right on that.
OMG OLDEST FAIL!
The oldest fail. I was here!
Let’s see how long I’m last.
hi peeps
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Nice to see you kept your humour up on they day you commented that
Last comment to the first fail ever!
Whoh, that’s also the 300th comment… Yay!
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im teh lastest to last in the lastest comment
So sorry, but you fail!
“Failblog”! Let’s you look at other fails so that you can feel better, just so you can fail again!
Problem is I’ll probably end up on this site when i least expect it….
Oh, I just did!
Now, soon, I will be the latest fail on this site! Post now and prove me wrong!
ORLY?
2/5 !
wow just went thru 300+ pages. and it took several days.
that is NOT infinity. bit it is alot
product recall!
I wonder how many people took the time to try and find the very last page and see the oldest fail and then just lol. THEN continue on with there lives.