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Anybody care to venture a guess why Russia doesn’t really like talking with the US? Could be because we go in with hard line stances and then leave like this, could it?
lol putin’s face
W.B. phone home?
that’s exactly what i was thinking, he looks so wary, i wonder how long he’d spent with Bush already
How embarrassing. Putin looks like he is thinking “What a clown” and his wife cannot even help but to openly laugh at Bush. Makes me embarrassed to be an American.
Since you are an American, you are free to leave.
not without a lot of relocation money and citizenship in another country
I was gonna say the exact same thing! GLOL! he’s like… “this will be easy…” and he’s wife is like “ASSHAT!”
No, Putin always has that look on his face…
Yup, Putin is the Steven Segal of politics.
well thats cuz he deals with retards all the time
This isn’t a fail at all… That’s a new portable satellite dish. President Bush doesn’t want to waste any time debriefing everyone on the meeting. Putin looks pissed because he doesn’t have one. US technology WIN!
lol
Putin – is not amused
Putin is never amused
haha, the wind turned his umbrella inside out! This could only happen to a stupid person. What a fucking idiot! You’ll never see anyone in Europe having this problem, no sir. Only an idiot like bush can’t control the weather. LOLS.
…No one can control the weather and this happens a lot. Even to people in Europe. Comment Fail.
Comment [was] Racial Superiority Complex Fail
Although the guy’s probably a self-hating American anyways (don’t worry, m8; I was one myself)
sarcasm detection fail.
Detection of sarcasm detection……..ah, never mind that
Recognition of sarcasm fail. Would you sign here to give me all your money?
That could happen to anyone. In fact, I’ve seen that happen before. It’s not that big of a deal. Either the umbrella was broken or the wind bent it, either way, nothing he did wrong.
Except of course opening your umbrella when it’s that windy. That’s the fail. Doing it as a head of state in front of the media does make it all that much more amusing, however.
No, it wasn’t caused by the wind!
The umbrella was repelled by him!
Maybe You are the one, failing here, John.
What you see here is a man who is in contat with alien intelligence through his umbrella antenna.
He certainly calls down doom at putin for some kind of joke he didn’t understand
im soo glad i am nog an american !
your nog the only one.
mmmmm egg nog….
Where this clown was made? In Texas? I’ll never visit that state of idiots
actually, he was born in connecticut, but thanks for being ignorant
Comment WIN!
@Alexey – yes. Sadly, there is now a village somewhere in Texas that is deprived of an idiot.
haha. Russia. Feed your starving millions, then make fun of America. Okay? Thanks.
Ahh, looks like there’s blind regional faith in the air.
Smells like FAIL
I was actually trying to compliment you…and because I had to explain…myself….GAH! self-pheil…..
USA – feed YOUR starving millions (35 at last count), then make fun of Russia. Okay? Thanks.
Comment WIN!
Nope. Russia is by far worse than America. At least it is in my opinion. I mean, come on! America’s former President just left office, there is a completely new and supercharged young man ready to go kick ass, while in Russia the elections are completely fake. I mean, Medvedev was elected, but Putin was appointed the second-highest position in the whole d*mn country! I don’t understand that nobody sees that Putin will keep on leading Russia, there is only one thing that has changed. Now he doesn’t give the orders anymore, he just relays them through Medvedev instead! Bush just goes to live in on his ranch in Texas, and he will have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with Obama anymore. Find the differences.
I’ve got an even better idea: why don’t we all stop making fun of eachother’s countries and go find something better to do with our time our comments? (like feeding starving millions?) And Alexey, don’t make fun of the lone star state. Don’t ever ever make fun of the lone star state. . It is the second largest state in size and population. It is a beautiful, amazing state and it would be a privelage to live there. Also I would love it if you would take the time to explain to me how, exactly, a state has anything to do with intelligence. Also, how is it that we got here from talking about an umbrella? Conversations can take wierd turns.
WIN
GEEEEEZ!!!!! Everything’s upside down with that man. A book, a phone, an umberella..
Funny.
Mayhaps there is a directional orientation fail?
gb is a fag
Maybe he was just trying to phone home? He’s made a pretty good dish out of that umbrella!
6, Starving millions? God, so they really teach you pure shit in schools.
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Yah we’re glad you’re nog an American too. Also, Bush was born and raised in Connecticut but I suppose making fun of that state isn’t as easy because there aren’t any stereotypes to go along with it.
Actually there are : fat american pigs \o/ … but i guess that works for the whole country… *retreats to a corner to ponder on the issue at hand*
Not any stereotypes for people from Connecticut? *snort* I’m sorry, but I lived in NYC for a while, and there most certainly is. It’s called white and snobby. Perhaps, yuppie is a better word?…..
well, quite funny. both alexey and the anonymus guy are right.
i’m never going to russia- cold-blooded clischeé conducted dictators alltogether. and never goin’ to the US and A- they are capable of voting the most stupid man on earth.
“they are capable of voting the most stupid man on earth”
If our elections were set up so the popular vote won over the electoral college, Gore would have won, not Bush. The electoral college may have made sense in the country’s early days, but not really so much anymore, eh?
Sí, sí, es malo. I’m surprised some people still believe America is a pure democracy….
Yup, voting in idiots, that’s what we do…oh, wait, voting, that’s right. WE actually get to vote, not be puppets in some 20 year long plan to free our country…which ends with (of all things) a KGB dictator running the show. Think I’ll keep whatever idiot (Republican or Democrat) we happen to get over President/not-President/Prime Minister Putin. Get ready for his next title “given” to him by the Duma – “President for Life”, hmmm, sounds familiar.
Believing in BS propaganda about Russia because you are a sheep = epic fail.
ALEX = COMMENT WIN.
ALEX=LIMITLESS COMMENT FAIL. Read my previous comment about russia, and you”l see what I mean. And I’m Dutch, so don’t think I’m influenced by the propaganda (do the words ‘bla, bla, bla’ mean anything to you?) you mentioned. I just don’t like the Russian system of election. The former president continues to lead the country, just pulling the strings through Medvedev now. Election fail.
Do you not know that Putin got elected LEGALLY. Weather you like it or not it is legal. Do you have a problem that Russia( under Putin’s rule) has increased the GDP buy 400%. Now if the Russian people like him whats wrong with that.
If you are dutch you should know that George bush is not the greatest president.
Putin is legally in government and received 64% of the votes to get elected. Vs the next best party @ 12% what was the communist party. So is there now coruption in the Russian state???? I don’t think so.
SO you = Epic fail
“cold-blooded clischeé conducted dictators alltogether”
the funiest thing im ever heard xD
Yall kno nothing about Russia, lolz
So Tshhhhhhhhhhh! plz
No, you shut up! Pointless comment fail.
WE DIDN’T VOTE HIM IN!! He stole the last two elections!
Don’t judge all Texans or indeed all Americans by him. Most of us hate his guts and we can’t wait to be rid of the ignoramus and his backward ways.
Don’t try to fool yourself. Enough votes where placed for him to make it a close battle. Only that is BAD enough. Allowing him to steal TWO elections? EPIC FAIL!
Not exactly technically we voted in the electoral college that voted him in. Kerry would have had a majority of the vote because the majority of the populace is democratic. The majority of rich old people are republican. Technically what we did is vote a bunch of imbeciles to vote him into office. Aside that he’s not from Texas he’s from Conneticut either way I hate the southern U.S. States down here in Southern California we despise him, and if it wasn’t for the fact that his brother was governer of Florida he never would have won.
Oh and Conservatives suck we should all just be Liberal…
Absolutely! America wouldn’t be in two wars with a broken ecocomy and crumbling infrastructure! BUSH PRESIDENCY IS THE MOST EPIC FAIL EVER!!! So relieved it is over – OBAMA EPIC WIN!
Okay as a Russian living in America I just want to say…it’s just a fucking picture. Chill out. There’s no need to start a dick-waving contest over it, alright?
SAUSAGE-FEST COMMENT WIN!
Is anyone actually surprised that the retard cant open an umbrella. the real fail was electing him to office in the first place.
But I’m sure he gets good reception.
Win.
Although I’ve heard the Russians activated jammers to keep the “Filthy
capitalist nonsense” of CNN away from their citizens, he’ll probably get a good reception, since Air Force One has a private CNN studio hidden away inside it ;-P
It’s not like that had never happened to any of you before…
(ok, language fail, but english is not my native language)
You are not fail, don’t worry. The only thing I can see is “had” to “has.”
I agree. This photo isn’t a fail.
That’s okay, they have tons of spare idiots in Texas.
Also: A high-quality umbrella is pretty unlikely to do something like that unless there’s gale-force winds…Or an idiot operating it.
Only the wind can do something like that to an umbrella, idiot. You cannot push it open like that even if you’re as stupid as Scott A
ive done it, but that was deliberate
He’s not failing… he’s transmitting the launch codes!
Bush: “I can’t seem to get Fox on this thing”
haha putin looks like he has a gun in his umbrella
It doesn’t look like there’s any wind…
Insightful Comment Win
Portable satellite tv win!!
This isn’t a fail at all… That’s a new portable satellite dish. President Bush doesn’t want to waste any time debriefing everyone on the meeting. Putin looks pissed because he doesn’t have one. US technology WIN!
Bush is trying to receive an incoming message from his fellow tree-aliens ;P
its not a fail its a win. he is secretly spying on them XDXD
Well, it’s a fail.
This shot was taken during 2006 G8 summit in Saint-Petersburg.
No, it’s not Saint-Petersburg, FL, but Saint-Ptersburg, Russia.
Yes, the weather was very windy, indeed.
No ones hair is getting messed up, their coats are all straight, no debris flying past, and Putin’s umbrella looks fine. I’m sure all these things point to it being windy…
with a strong dish like that, he can get a good signal to the internets. heheh
Bush is sending messages to his Martian overlords in outer space, via handy umbrella/space satellite dish. I knew he was an alien.
I know what this looks like but Bush is not that stupid. ITS JUST WINDY!
Don’t get me wrong – I don’t agree with everything that Bush has done – but this one isn’t his fault. This is the seldom seen outside of Russa trick umbrella. It’s kinda like a hand buzzer. . .
Yeah, as much as I like laughing a Bush, this isn’t a fail. Ever tried holding an umbrella when the wind suddenly changes direction?
Thought so.
Fail FAIL!
“After his meeting with Putin, Bush “discreetly” communicates with the CIA”
Bush=Fail
Putin=Win
he’s tring to beam something into space with it. Poor retard, that’s an umbrella, not a satellite dish…
doesn’t look like it was raining, anyway.
in russia – UMBRELLA OPENS YOU!!!
lol nice comment
he uses it not as an umbrella… that’s an aerial… he trys to communicate with aliens
This is an obvious fail, with or without the umbrella
Oh come on, are you guys saying that this has never happened to you? IT HAPPENS ALL THE FUCKING TIME WHEN IT’S WINDY. Try going outside for once and you might get to experience the same thing.
As much as I don’t like Bush–come on, he’s just a human being. Unfortunately the President of the United States doesn’t have the power to affect the weather (yet).
Texas bashers: Austin is the (self-proclaimed) live music capital of the world. It’s a pretty fucking cool city and a pleasure to visit every time I’m over there. I have several really good friends from Texas and they’re all pretty intelligent (two of them are teachers).
Russia bashers: Eh…I’m not even going to touch on this one. I’m not really going to try to defend Russia.
Anyway, stop making vast generalizations about MASSIVE areas of land!
AND TRY LEAVING THE HOUSE ONCE IN A WHILE
The end.
bush= fail
Merry Poppins?
LMFAO
What George Bush was probably thinking.
“Hm! I wonder if I let it flip like this, if I were able to project my thoughts out to the aliens!” hahahaha
Thats not a fail, Bush is trying to collect some rainwater to give his wife a much needed drink.
this is why he isn’t our president anymore
No, asswipe he is not our president anymore because our country has been limiting presidential terms to two four year terms since FDR.
he’s trying to contact aliens using his sattelite dish. it’s not an umbrella lol
And please stop telling the same damn alien/satellite jokes it’s just an umbrella ella ella hey hey hey.
Putin is thinking “This is the guy who rules the most powerful(but not the most intelligent) country in the world?”
at least hes not any more
This isn’t really a fail at all, and has nothing to do with intelligence. I didn’t vote for Bush but the majority of failpics insulting him are just stupid. This could happen to anybody, and it has happened to me and most of my friends at some point or another.
Covert Satellite Antenna Deployment Fail
Repeating same joke over and over again and thinking you’re being original fail.
and the people elected this man TWICE?! i’d say it’s an american fail