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» 47 Failures in Communication

  1. Derviche says:

    He will make it. Cats are resourceful.

    • tom says:

      yeah, he will make it.

    • Gordon Freeman says:

      It has nothing to do with resources, it’s all about momentum. Assuming the kitteh did not jump straight up, but rather from some elevated surface such as a table or adjacent counter, it has momentum going toward the counter which is from our perspective to the left. As long as the cat is traveling faster than 9.8m/sec laterally, it should make it.

      • AlDeezy says:

        Power to physics.

      • Dave says:

        You are an idiot.

      • physics explanation fail says:

        so you’re assuming that because gravity is 9.8m/s^2, if the cat were somehow accelerating at that rate laterally it would defy gravity and not fall towards earth…

        using fancy numbers/scales doesn’t make you smart… you just fail harder

      • Nathan says:

        I think the point of the fail is that once the cat lands on the slick countertop, it will keep sliding and possibly crash in to something.
        P.S. I think the value you are trying to recall is 9.8 m/s ^2
        P.P.S gravity would still pull it down, no matter how fast it was going
        P.P.P.S. without knowing the exact distance the cat was from the countertop, or its altitude in relation to it, it would be impossible to say exactly how fast the cat would have to be travveling to reach the countertop

      • MrTT says:

        mostly correct, it is about inertia and as long as the cat has sufficient lateral movement it will make it.
        but by saying 9.8 m/s you assume that the cat was at the top of his parabolic path (aka, current vertical velocity = 0), furthermore you assume that a constant lateral velocity of 9.8 m/s over time t will cause the cat to travel the same distance laterally as an acceleration of 9.8 m/s^2 over t seconds from an initial velocity of 0.

        That being said, most of the people who corrected you and called you a moron have themselves managed to fail physics.

    • dream weaver says:

      deniel the first stage

  2. Tim says:

    It will be one hell of a face plant if he doesn’t

  3. Zaggs says:

    RAWR! *thunk crash scratch scratch*

  4. random lurker says:

    Cats sometimes tend to overestimate their braking capabilities… The flying furball will end up in the sink with rear paws in ears. Lets just hope the steak knives are not in the sink waiting to be washed…

  5. Rob says:

    And he is out at the plate! A tremendous effort by the Cat trying to score from 2nd base, but he missed the plate!

  6. ale_i says:

    hahhahaha i loved this one! =D lolololl!! haha!!!

  7. OMG says:

    Hovercat…epikkli phailz.

  8. globoMojo says:

    This is a perspective trick, like Kobe Bryant jumping over the moving car… the cat will actually land well to the left of the sink, probably reaching the counter at a point that is out of the frame to the left. If you see it like that, you realize he has a lot of height. This only fails by failing to fail.

  9. meemendi says:

    i can see a faceplant coming

  10. Mikey D says:

    Someone’s actually opened the airlock in the bistromatic drive and the cat is holing onto the countertop for dear life.

  11. Nullo says:

    Iz Mishun Imposible cat. No failz here.

  12. Amy says:

    Hello admin, nice site ! Good content, beautiful design, thank !,

  13. anonymous says:

    hahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    that is hilarious

  14. thatguy says:

    I could be smart here and say heel make it but…its a tough call

  15. blah says:

    Heh heh… abuse to cats by kitchen counters is funny.

  16. qjm says:

    i dunno…. i think he is jumping backwardz.. he lookz to close to the camera to have jumped off of the stove… but i support the airlock theory because as we all know….

    CRBCATHOLDINGONFORDEARLIFE(20)8/2(9)*35%QBHR*6=AIRLOCK GOT SCREWED

  17. qjm says:

    I’M IZ SMRTZ WIT TEH NUM83RZ

  18. Lila says:

    The kitteh could just be super-huge and reaching across to stretch. =D

  19. lolercopter says:

    invisible plane fail

  20. I have no idea whats going on! =D says:

    w h e n i t f a i l s t h e r e ‘ s u s u a l l y a f a i l c a t i n v o l v e d.

  21. Jake says:

    Bad Kitty

  22. Frank says:

    Kate, You are still not cool!

  23. woopld says:

    Am I the only one who has noticed the Photoshop fail on this?

    look at the cat’s fail shadow…

    and the failblur by its neck

    and the fail photoshop on the paw.

  24. TMI Service says:

    test

  25. This could be disastrous for the poor cat. Sure is fearless in flight though!

  26. All Failure says:

    so you’re assuming


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